manly as a brick

Spencer Muldoon. GRYFFINDOR. [[SSRPG - Not Dominik Sadoch]]

[anxietyproblem]

[jesuswasautistic]

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[jamesroach]

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

[socialmaya]

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[spelldealer]

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

[maryfitzroy]

[spamtons]

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

[spamtons]

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

[spamtons]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

[tuxedodan]

you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[amateur]

[pdfbabe]

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[sar-kalu]

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

[catasters]

[pg-chan]

I love that I can’t unsee the first impulse glance of that cat floating and I gotta share it. So much power, so mundane. Cat to the core.