theater hoe

you are tearing me apart lisa, Lukas, 18, cis, he

[death-420]

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[weirdrouter]

gay ppl will literally be in timeloops

[catsnraincoats]

no they wont

[catsnraincoats]

no they wont

[catsnraincoats]

no they wont

[catsnraincoats]

no they wont

[catsnraincoats]

what did you do to me

[funnytwittertweets]

[aubrey-plaza]

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS + Sense8 alums

[cardamomkutti]

[imaginedsoldier]

I love a game with a meter. Don't care what it does, just love seeing that thing fill up and get shiny. Hate when the meter decreases. Prefer when it fills up.

[pomeranian2]

[jackmeatington]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[denofmalcontent]

I would just like to personally thank Betty White for making it through 2020.

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[vedajuno]

there was a good ten year period from 2000 onward where the new years novelty glasses makers had their jobs literally made for them, just a hotstreak of double 0s as eyeholes all the way down. business was booming. and then 2011 hit and the entire industry collapsed on itself overnight

[heateron]

[garbage-empress]

Bouba v. Kiki (United States Supreme Court Case)

[likeadog]

WE HAVE CAPTURED AND RESTRAINED THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN ROAMING THE STREETS. YOU ARE SAFE NOW

[likeadog]

THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN HAS BROKEN THE POWER INHIBITOR RING WE HAVE A CODE RED

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

Jetzt breche ich containment und spiele fortnight! Yippie!!!!

[dimetrodone]

Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town

[thoodleoo]

How did people describe the taste of cilantro before modern soap was invented? Or did the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene not exist then? (Writing a Socrates x Plato fluff fic)

im sorry youre writing what now

[offspring]

imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug

[flipchild]

OK what Next

[offspring]

end of simulation

[chilewithcarnage]