Sarah. M. Jacobs

Salt Lake City victim

[spherefan2004]

Sorry for the radio silence. I got stuck in a time loop for a couple weeks and it turned out that every day in the time loop was an actual day in normal time. I got out (yeah it was the power of self acceptance again, Clark from downstairs just had to pay his taxes though so clearly one of us had it harder).

Yeah so I got fired because my company insurance only covers geographical related parahuman interruptions. Luckily, the squatter in my apartment was really nice and offered to kill my boss for me.

Turns out he was a villain (whoops!) yeah so I’m coasting on that guy’s bounty right now.

Job openings would be appreciated 🙏🙏🙏

[spherefan2004]

FUCK some cape just threw a stone from a nearby roof and it went straight through my apartment and hit old man gary downstairs. He's paint now because some mercenary couldn't be bothered to walk up the stairs.

now I have holes to fill and I have to burn through my parahuman insurance again.

[goldenmotive]

Is it "moral" to kill an echidna clone

yeah? the heroes killed a ton of them in Arc 19 Scourge and obviously the good guys wouldn't do it if it wasn't good #Morality #Philosophy #Rationalism

[rebel-sqrrl]

Hey wait a second I don't like where this is going...

[cpericardium]

Is it "moral" to kill the original and leave the clone because the clone is hotter

[goldenmotive]

The other day I heard a blaster 3 accuse Casey Slimeball of being a Macey Oozecube clone

[cpericardium]

Is it "moral" to spray Casey Slimeball with Lysol instead of containment foam

[rebel-sqrrl]

It is certainly against the Eighth Amendment!

[violetlilly23]

Is it "moral" to use Casey Slimeball to turn your tinkertech pistons into tinkertech sticky pistons?

[rebel-sqrrl]

Some hot villainess: "Slimeball, I need you to make my piston wet and sticky" Casey: "Huh, never met a woman with a 'piston' before, but I'll do my best, ma'am!" Villainess: "...what?"

[violetlilly23]

[spherefan2004]

Casey fumball

[spherefan2004]

Okay I finally got a new job after the whole Stranger situation with the Thinker buddy.

Unfortunately I work at firm that partners with the PRT and they are annoyyyyyinngggg. I swear to god theres a cartoon stack of paper on the desk next to me its crazy.

on the bright side, they don't ration the sugar or teabags.

[spherefan2004]

Boss slipped and died this morning because of the Fallingwet thing. It was grim as fuck, his family is trying to sue the PRT for not doing something about the guy.

on the bright side, no work today

[spherefan2004]

They found a replacement boss. He looks strikingly similar to the old boss.

[spherefan2004]

New boss was a Stranger

[spherefan2004]

Thinker buddy got detained the other day for breaking into my office space.

Yeah have fun in the Protectorate you chump

[spherefan2004]

My thinker buddy has been subtly sending me messages to quit my job via condiment writing on my food.

Why he can’t just tell me? I don’t know but if he puts ketchup on my salad again I’m going to figure out if I can make him trigger a third time.

[spherefan2004]

A guy in my DnD group came out to us as a cape today. I want to be supportive but he's a Thinker and his name is so fucking lame.

[cpericardium]

Drop the name so we can judge it. And then drop the cape name

[spherefan2004]

How stupid do you think I am to reveal a cape's personal information.

anyway he's thinking of calling himself 'professor mean'

[spherefan2004]

My thinker buddy has a phobia of Mormons. I’m bringing him to work today.

[spherefan2004]

second trigger

[spherefan2004]

My thinker buddy has a phobia of Mormons. I’m bringing him to work today.

[spherefan2004]

Fuck me sideways. New boss wants us to come into work today. It’s my day off go fuck yourself.

On a side note, my Thinker buddy is trying to convince me to go to work and take him with me.

[spherefan2004]

Somebody in my DnD group is feeling a little jealous because he's been making plans to break into random labs.

[spherefan2004]

A guy in my DnD group came out to us as a cape today. I want to be supportive but he's a Thinker and his name is so fucking lame.

[spherefan2004]

Work was so awkward today. The Mormon guy kept pushing his mini pocket bible towards me whenever someone mentioned the PRT.

Im sorry do you have something you want to tell me???

[spherefan2004]

Boss slipped and died this morning because of the Fallingwet thing. It was grim as fuck, his family is trying to sue the PRT for not doing something about the guy.

on the bright side, no work today

[spherefan2004]

They found a replacement boss. He looks strikingly similar to the old boss.

[wbcannibalgf]

i have developed a suite of anti-relaxation techniques that i employ whenever im in a rough spot to make a trigger event more likely

[wbcannibalgf]

any time im confined or physically restrained i immediately start thinking about how much everyone i know hates me so i dont get stuck with a boring ass mover power

[spherefan2004]

movers are the best category though!

[spherefan2004]

Boss slipped and died this morning because of the Fallingwet thing. It was grim as fuck, his family is trying to sue the PRT for not doing something about the guy.

on the bright side, no work today