Product Placement
taylor price
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
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Jules of Nature
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RMH
NASA
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Keni
ojovivo
Claire Keane
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@sphinx-official
one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???
You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It
my cat: mrow
me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!
my cat:
if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.
28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.
I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1
Yesterday was a crab!
Horse shoe, hermit, and blue are all types of crab.
If i give you 3 clues,
A horse shoe,
The color blue,
And an old old man,
What would i expect to find tomorrow
Right inside my hand?
its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys
this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category
Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”
Riddle 3
What is a human?
Me. Me is a human.
*smacks you off the magic riddle pillar of truth*
Riddle 3
What is a human?
listen here binch
aahhhh!!!!!!
Riddle 2
How can the number four be half of five?
Riddle 1
What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be?
pictures of cats tht make me uncomfortable
I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform
