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@portentosa 25, 18+

[trdpklvarchive]

[neckfat]

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[sioltach]

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

[guooey]

Hermann Hesse, Wandering: Notes and Sketches (1920)

[detectivehole]

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

[folkloregirlfriend]

[pc98-rom]

Gus, 2007

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[aflo]

barter economics

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[thisistheworldofgays]

you shouldnt kill yourself because frankly its such an overdone and unoriginal response to emotional pain, and ill be entirely honest you just cannot pull it off or make it interesting like itd really just be embarrassing for you like do something original

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint