this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day
french government declares “pogchamp” illegal, if you are a joueur-animateur en direct (”streamer” for zose uncultured english) you must say “le poggeurs”

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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day
french government declares “pogchamp” illegal, if you are a joueur-animateur en direct (”streamer” for zose uncultured english) you must say “le poggeurs”
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Okay, faith restored
*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
*reopens tinder*
*closes tinder*
Hey I’m having an aneurism
I don’t even have anything to add with this one
…drittney?
it’s drittney bitch
it’s drittney ditch
Honestly I wish people with neurological disorders and mental illness talking to themselves was more normalized so here’s to people with autism who narrate things! people with adhd who talk out loud to remember stuff! people with tourette’s and tic disorders with verbal tics! people with psychosis who talk to their voices! people with DID who talk to their alters!
If you talk to yourself for any reason you are wonderful and not bad or weird. And if you see someone talking to yourself and think it’s weird? Maybe mind your own business!
to the desi girls who wear traditional clothes everyday. hi youre beautiful, and oh look at that you look stunning in that kurta. and that yes! pair that duppatta with it, the shade is perfect! the way you dance in long, patterned skirts with soft blouses cascading. art incarnate. so what if you hate the feeling of jeans or simply don’t want to dress western, you’re still gorgeous, the way your golden earnings twinkle in the sun, the frizz in your hair, the smudge of your kajal, you’re timeless, elegant, an ode to those who came before you. never lose it.
kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t
I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.
Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.
The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.
I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.
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Sometimes even the villains have standards
MIC STOP TREATING RESCUE SITUATIONS LIKE A DJ GIG CHALLENGE
in all seriousness I think that when he handles serious things in a lighthearted tone it could help put civilians a little more at ease/keep them from panicking. On the other hand goddamn dude read the room
brown parents don't tell you they're sorry, they just bring you cut fruit and call you for dinner
all jokes aside, april 10 2022 really is pakistan’s black day. it was truly imran khan VS the opposition and the united states. history has its eyes on pakistan and won’t be too forgiving in the future.
I think what modern filmmakers keep forgetting (especially disney affiliated productions) is that actors used to have a much more hands on and involved part. they weren’t just reading lines handed to them in a dark alley ten minutes before filming. they suggested script revisions and could improvise lines on the spot bc they knew their characters.
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