Peter Parker

Spider-Man??? Where???

[qtspidey]

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!!

So okay… nobody remembers me. That’s great. That’s wonderful. Fuck.

Uhm. So… here’s to a fresh start?

-> Mun is 18, Peter is 20-21 years old since I’m waiting for Brand New Day to come out and google says he’ll be that age

-> nsfw jokes are fine but no actual smut

-> feel free to send in asks and annoy him, feel free to roleplay with me

-> my peter is bi-curious rn, we’ll see how it goes

-> pro ships are NOT allowed. not my thing. don’t even try.

-> this will be edited in the future but I’m new so pls interact with me <3 feel free to interact if you’re from the DC fandom or in other fandoms too, I’ll try my best to keep up!!

-> i would love to interact it’s ocs and have an oc of my own some day so feel free to interact if you have an oc too

-> username might change

[qtspidey]

My favorite hobby is putting on my headphones on blast and dangling off of flag poles

It’s truly amazing, I’m channeling my inner batman this way

[qtspidey]

this city is kind of…

[spider-punk-official]

kind of GAY

hi spidey kinda sucks that no one remembers you

there’s a spot in my band if you need some friends!

[qtspidey]

:0!! you have a band??? that’s so sick I would love to join you

[qtspidey]

this city is kind of…

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Average Gotham morning except for the fact the sky is visible

[qtspidey]

and we don’t have a weird human sized bat crashing a military tank into our buildings but yes!! absolutely

[qtspidey]

Hello there🕺🏼✨

@melthestark

Mel!!! Hi how are you?

[qtspidey]

this city is kind of…

[qtspidey]

Responding to everything as I’m dangling upside down from the empire state building…

My own webs are gonna kill me one day. I made the formula a bit too sticky this time and I can’t get it off my ankle… uhm.

I keep waving to people and I’m pretty sure they think I’m performing a cool trick? I’m not. i’m genuinely stuck here

[dimension-jumping-loser]

....so this you calling for help or????

[qtspidey]

yk what, yeah

I’m still upside down and it’s been a few days

[qtspidey]

What is up Peter??

@emiliakanebarnes

Emmy!! Hi!! Still struggling with fighting bad guys like usual, you? :D

[emiliakanebarnes]

Need any help? I’m on patrol right now and I’m so bored, nothing is happening

[qtspidey]

I would love that!! Ive fought way too many villains alone today :(

[qtspidey]

"Peter?..." nebula dropped the bags she's holding @purple-surgicalborg

Nebula!!? Hi— oh god—

He catches the bags with his webs before they hit the ground and holds them up in his arms.

I hope nothing is broken in here? I didn’t mean to startle you!!

[purple-surgicalborg]

Why does everyone say they don't know you?

[qtspidey]

oh!! about that uh the whole saving the world thing happened and I had to get Dr Strange to kind of erase me from everyone’s memories

so like… technically nobody remembers me

[qtspidey]

Responding to everything as I’m dangling upside down from the empire state building…

My own webs are gonna kill me one day. I made the formula a bit too sticky this time and I can’t get it off my ankle… uhm.

I keep waving to people and I’m pretty sure they think I’m performing a cool trick? I’m not. i’m genuinely stuck here

[qtspidey]

"Peter?..." nebula dropped the bags she's holding @purple-surgicalborg

Nebula!!? Hi— oh god—

He catches the bags with his webs before they hit the ground and holds them up in his arms.

I hope nothing is broken in here? I didn’t mean to startle you!!

[qtspidey]

What is up Peter??

@emiliakanebarnes

Emmy!! Hi!! Still struggling with fighting bad guys like usual, you? :D

[qtspidey]

So, how are paying rent, pete?

I settled into aunt may’s abandoned house and I low-key pray everyday that people don’t notice I live here

i’m technically officially homeless?

[qtspidey]

it’s always “cool move spiderman!!” and never “is your back okay after that move dude???”

all that aside Im pretty sure I broke my back send help ☹️

[nova-human-rocket]

I feel that. Crashed into a moon the other day and my back is still screaming.

Hang in there, man.

[qtspidey]

you crashed into the WHAT

[qtspidey]

it’s always “cool move spiderman!!” and never “is your back okay after that move dude???”

all that aside Im pretty sure I broke my back send help ☹️

[qtspidey]

Perks of nobody knowing you and being a living spider is climbing random fire scapes and having dinner with a view.

Also! I heard nerdy shirts are back in fashion!! Thank you project hail mary!!

[qtspidey]

Some random guy just yelled “I love you Spider-Man” and then threw a box of pizza at me.

I love this city. Seriously. Best believe I ate it all!!