WHERE AM I

Hi my name is Holly she her pronoun user. I am 20. The world would be a beautiful place if we gave moths teeth. just a thought..

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[anarchautistic]

Hi! I'm a fruit fly. I came because I smelled that soda can you left out yesterday? Yeah. Anyway I was wondering where that soda can is. Is it in your eye? Oh sorry you waved me away haha let me try again. Is it in your eye? What about now? Your ear maybe? Is it in your eye?

[threedollarsdotcom]

≤5 mm deviation in hip joint placement got me moving like a haunted soul

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[houndedcomic]

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[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[hounded3000]

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[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[lizardonline]

there are two types of google search: "can you fatally overdose on [medication]" and "tamales near me"