saucier than a direct hit on a heinz factory

multifandom, but most (most) of my midsomer murders posting is contained to @gailstephensleatherjacket

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]

[seattlesinbin]

A PWHL draft order sure would be nice, as we’re now TWO DAYS AWAY FROM THE DRAFT

[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[pragnificent]

Can confirm.

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[brigitoshaughnessy]

Michael Shanks going ham on Amazon while the writers and showrunner remain relatively quiet (for legal reasons, I’m sure) just feels a lot like:

[welovehoppy]

John Hopkins as DS Dan Scott in Midsomer Murders’ - ‘Orchis Fatalis’ with Harriet Walters as 'Margaret Winstanley’. [2005]

Then John playing Octavius Caesar with Harriet playing Cleopatra in 'The Tragedy of Anthony and Cleopatra’ - Royal Shakespeare Company - at The Swan (Complete Works Festival) with Patrick Stewart. [2006]

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[michaun]

SkyMed requested by @acesartemis

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[vibrantstarfire]

by god we have got to popularize woman whump

[the-mediaeval-monk]

Lacock Abbey, Lacock Village, Wiltshire, UK. December 2025.

[stjohnstarling]

The social forces that prevent you from being able to admit to your own desires in the safety of your own mind are far more evil than any desire you could have.

[stjohnstarling]

Unacted desires are fundamentally neutral, and you can't decide what to do about the things you want unless you can admit to yourself what they are in the first place. Everyone has desires that would hurt other people if they acted on them, but most people would not actually go out and do anything they know would cause harm. Far more harm is done in this world by people who are trying to pretend they can't possibly want anything they think is bad than people running around going "ehehehe I love hurting people!"

[stjohnstarling]

Providing people with a way of exploring the dark parts of ourselves in a way that cannot hurt anyone is one of the purposes of both fiction and kink.

[stjohnstarling]

All of us have a hungry, horny, angry, scared animal inside ourselves. You do not need to excuse or justify what that animal wants, it simply is. You cannot escape it. Lying to yourself about the animal that you are will only give you less control over it, not more.

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

what the fuck do you think skinner had to do to get permission to dig up mulder's body.

[morleycigarettes]

He sold his soul for Scully. Nothing was stopping him. I support @goshdoggett’s theory that he did not ask permission.

[the-pirate-duck]

My fellow fleet fans the day has come

[i-will-write]

man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

[wmolecules]

Ok but consider: griffin!Gwen✨ Thanks for coming to my TEDxTalk and incidentally @merlinbingo fill

[sg-1verine]

Dr. Janet Fraiser shitpost no.1