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ya boi. enfp. 22 y/o failure. aggressively tired and not drunk enough.

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Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

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incredible content right here

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PLEASE tell me what game this is

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IF i’m correct the game’s called カニノケンカ which is like…Fight Crab basically. the dev also made this game where you become various sea creatures and shoot lasers 

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having a protagonist who’s emotional + cries a lot is…. Good. love that. will never get tired of that. love seeing them wear their heart on their sleeve. apathy is out. unrestrained emotions, no matter how embarrassing, are in

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yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

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me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

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i make 1 typing error

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One.

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I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

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its mothman! <3

[somethingmeetsboy]

another thing i like about ASOUE is that Daniel Handler has essentially done the thing queer people do where theyre like ‘every one of these characters is gay and you cant prove me wrong’ except its ‘everyone here is jewish and im the writer so you cant do shit about it’

like most if not all characters have made references to jewish traditions or Yiddish words along with the baudelaires being canonically jewish

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welcome to my treasure trove

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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

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i love you guillermo del totoro

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……..thanks. I needed this.

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this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

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Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

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RELATABLE.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon