Where I go, the wind follows..and the wind? It smells like rain

RP side blog for Spider-Man Noir, Lore taken from both comics as well as from Into the Spider Verse. 18+ for themes, open to Canon, OC, etc Mun is 30. Follows back from jeff-the-gnome-king.

[spidermanxnoir]

Bio

[Updated 6/27/23]

Let’s Go Over This One Last Time...

A Peter Parker from Earth-90214B,he fights crime and Nazis in 1933 New York as a brooding private detective. He has a whole lotta moxie and no hang-ups about wielding a gun. A .45.

His Powers were gained via Mystical Spider Idol means and his webbing is organic instead of artificial. But otherwise his skill set is reflective of other spider people.

Think Indiana Jones meets Humphrey Bogart. And a dash of Rick on the side-

Age: Late 30s - Early 40s

Sexuality: Pansexual

While his world is monochrome the concept and names of colors exist, but his world’s version of “Red” is very different than actual Red and etc.

[To be Updated when the next movie comes out]:

Personal thought is that Noir DID NOT join the Spider Society/Would Decline if Invited. Not just because of the exclusion of Miles, someone he Loves like Family, but also because he can smell a fascist ideology from a mile away.

He travels around using a jerry-rigged dimensional watch from the S.S. (hah!), and is a mix of 2099 tech and tech from his own world. Noir is still as smart as any Peter Parker out there, so he was able to figure things out for himself. So he can travel on his own, and is off grid from O’Hara.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[ele-bee]

It’s been years since I’ve seen this gif… welcome back to my life, sweet prince.

[lanwdc]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

[pavutynko]

[pavutynko]

[foolsocracy]

gotta add another noir variant to the gang

[reallysaneguy]

slowly making up for the art I've never posted

[jururenu]

[fishpondfish]

he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :   NONVERBAL PROMPTS.  mix of violent, caring, touching and non-touching prompts.  」     SEND PROMPT '+ REVERSE' for the inverse to happen. for example 'bandage + reverse' for the receiver to bandage wounds on the sender.

[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.

[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.

[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.

[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.

[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.

[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.

[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.

[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.

[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.

[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.

[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.

[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.

[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.

[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.

[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.

[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.

[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.

[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.

[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.

[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.

[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.

[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.

[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.

[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.

[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.

[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.

[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.

[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.

[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.

[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.

[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.

[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.

[ BULLET ]: sender shoots receiver in a non-lethal area.

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[stricatul]

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

[rpmemes-galore]

old film noir ...

scenarios based on tropes from the film noir genre

1. receiver's muse is a grizzled P.I, and sender's muse visits their office to request their help

2. sender's muse is a grizzled P.I, and receiver's muse visits their office to request their help

3. receiver's muse had a flashback and sudden realization that sender's muse is the suspect they've been looking for

4. receiver's muse is a detective questioning sender's muse about a crime

5. sender's muse is a detective questioning receiver's muse about a crime

6. receiver's muse is a femme fatale trying to distract sender's muse from their work

7. sender's muse is a femme fatale trying to distract receiver's muse from their work

8. receiver's muse is a criminal who shows up to mock sender's muse (the P.I. investigating them)

9. sender's muse is a criminal who shows up to mock receiver's muse (the P.I. investigating them)

10. receiver's muse is a detective beginning to doubt reality due to a confusing case, and turns to sender's muse for help

11. sender's muse is a detective beginning to doubt reality due to a confusing case, and turns to receiver's muse for help

12. receiver's muse dramatically confronts sender's over a crucial secret they've been hiding

13. sender's muse dramatically confronts receiver's over a crucial secret they've been hiding

[hollisartsblog]

guess who rewatched across the spideverse🫡

[spidermanxnoir]

I'M GOING TO COMBUST

[gwensy]

[lunememes]

🌙 * ― 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ( a collection of reactions to common phobias. feel free to adjust pronouns and wording as needed )

𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 )

❛ it’s gone behind the __ ! ❜ ❛ just squish it! ❜ ❛ get it out of the house! ❜ ❛ don’t bring it closer! ❜ ❛ it’s got too many eyes and way too many legs. ❜ ❛ i don’t care if i’m bigger than it! it’s still creepy! ❜ ❛ there’s so many cobwebs in here… ❜ ❛ i’m not going in there! there’s spiders in there! ❜

𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 )

❛ what’s that rattling sound…? ❜ ❛ there’s a snake in the grass! ❜ ❛ don’t get too close to it! ❜ ❛ we should call a snake catcher to come deal with it. ❜ ❛ what if it bites me?! ❜ ❛ it’s staring at me. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to hold it. ❜ ❛ just grab it! ❜

𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 )

❛ oh, no no no, this is way too high! ❜ ❛ ‘don’t look down’? oh! great advice! ❜ ❛ there’s no way in hell i’m going up there. ❜ ❛ that looks so unstable. we are not crossing that! ❜ ❛ i’m getting vertigo… i’m going to be sick. ❜ ❛ can you sit next to the window? ❜ ❛ i’m good standing here, far far away from the edge. ❜ ❛ that doesn’t look safe… ❜

𝐍𝐘𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 )

❛ walk faster! walk faster! ❜ ❛ do you have a light? ❜ ❛ i swear i saw something moving in the darkness… ❜ ❛ i don’t like this, it’s way too dark. ❜ ❛ this is how people die in horror movies. ❜ ❛ no ⏤ keep the light on. ❜ ❛ i know logically there’s nothing in the darkness but i still don’t like it. ❜ ❛ what if something gets me? ❜

𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐒 )

❛ let’s just wait until later, when it gets less busy. ❜ ❛ there’s too many people here. ❜ ❛ let’s just… stay in. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to go there. ❜ ❛ i want to get out of here. ❜ ❛ can we go somewhere quieter? ❜ ❛ how busy is it going to be? ❜ ❛ i… i can’t go out. ❜

𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐒 )

❛ it’s too loud. ❜ ❛ can you get my weighted blanket, please? ❜ ❛ just, hold me? until it’s over? ❜ ❛ sorry ⏤ it just triggers some unpleasant memories. ❜ ❛ turn the music up louder? i want to drown out the storm. ❜ ❛ i’ve been struck by lightning before… ❜ ❛ i need to get inside, now. ❜ ❛ it’s not safe to go outside right now! ❜

𝐀𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 )

❛ i’m not jumping in. ❜ ❛ i can’t swim. ❜ ❛ no way! it’s ⏤ it’s too cold! ❜ ❛ i think i’ll pass… ❜ ❛ the ocean is terrifying. ❜ ❛ i almost drowned last time. ❜ ❛ the water is too deep… ❜ ❛ there are so many unknown horrors in the ocean. we know more about space than we do with our oceans. ❜

𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒 )

❛ let me out! let me out! ❜ ❛ i can’t breathe. ❜ ❛ i need to get out of here. ❜ ❛ don’t shut me in here! ❜ ❛ i can’t get out! it’s locked / stuck! ❜ ❛ break it down! i don’t care. just get me out of here! ❜ ❛ nonono don’t! i’ll be good! don’t lock me in here! ❜ ❛ that’s too small. i’m not going in there. ❜

𝐏𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐒 )

❛ i swear it’s watching me. ❜ ❛ they’re just… so creepy. makes my skin crawl. ❜ ❛ oh, i hate that doll. ❜ ❛ who collects all these creepy dolls? ❜ ❛ if it moves, i’m out of here. ❜ ❛ it moved! i swear it moved! ❜ ❛ nopenopenope, not going in the doll room. ❜ ❛ who thought that doll was a good idea? ❜

𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒 )

❛ don’t wave it in my face and i’ll be fine. ❜ ❛ just do it. quickly. ❜ ❛ get that thing away from me! ❜ ❛ don’t touch me! ❜ ❛ sorry ⏤ i don’t like needles. ❜ ❛ don’t tell me what you’re going to do, just do it. ❜ ❛ i ⏤ i don’t think i can do this. ❜ ❛ i’m not going. ❜

𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 )

❛ i think i’m gonna throw up… ❜ ❛ oh god, that’s a lot of blood… ❜ ❛ don’t show me! ❜ ❛ i think i’m gonna faint… ❜ ❛ please cover that up. ❜ ❛ oh god the smell… ❜ ❛ i can’t look at blood. ❜ ❛ i’m not good with blood… ❜

𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒 )

❛ a circus? no way. not going. ❜ ❛ horror movie? ….does it have clowns? ❜ ❛ if they have painted smiles on their faces, then why are they so creepy?! ❜ ❛ why would anyone have a clown at a birthday party? ❜ ❛ there’s no good clowns. ever. ❜ ❛ i hate the way clowns look. ❜ ❛ don’t leave me alone with them! ❜ ❛ it’s the makeup. the makeup is what makes them so creepy. ❜

𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 ( 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 )

❛ no ⏤ no hospitals. ❜ ❛ what if i don’t wake up from surgery? ❜ ❛ it’s all so… clinical. i hate it. ❜ ❛ hospitals freak me out. ❜ ❛ i’m about to sign an ama if they don’t hurry up. ❜ ❛ i want to leave, now. screw what the doctors say. ❜ ❛ where are my clothes? i’m leaving. ❜ ❛ i’m not staying here the night. no way. ❜