HOMESTUCK ASK MEME PART FOUR
ACT FIVE ACT TWO
"this is your god speaking"
"you ungrateful piece of shit"
"i've been looking forward to this"
"you can't possibly understand how much i hate you or why i hate you"
"i'm not saying i'm ruling out the idea or anything"
"we just met for fuck's sake"
"i just didn't really have any idea that you had any sort of feelings like that, so i'm kind of caught off guard"
"shut the fuck up, we aren't talking about that, remember?"
"this is why we can't have nice things"
"what the fuck could you be busy with?"
"stop sounding smarter than me"
"my methods of persuasion have been improving"
"are you ready to wreak some havoc?"
"you win this round, [last name]"
"what the hell did you just do?"
"i'll find out. i'm tricky and i have ways"
"what if there isn't a later?"
"you're weirdly hyperactive and flirty all the time"
"you may not be a girl, but you'll cry like one when i'm through with you"
"try not to be such a fucking wimp"
"what's the real plan here?"
"there is no plan that doesn't involve fucking around"
"by fuck off i mean fuck right back here and listen"
"and guess who's business that still isn't?"
"bow down before your new king, bitch"
"isn't that like a greek god?"
"what's greco-roman shit doing here all of a sudden?"
"yelling will get you nowhere"
"deep down you know you're obsessed with me"
"what the hell is a bomb doing in there?"
"did you get it all from the gods?"
"a suicide mission, are you fucking serious?"
"i think you're dangerous"
"everything about you makes me sick"
"i thought of everything"
"it's actually depressing you thought you could beat me at my own game"
"i can't tell you how proud i am"
"my heart just fucking melted"
"just because you hate and/or hit on everyone you meet doesn't mean everyone else is that way"
"why are you doing this to me?"
"why are you making me remember?"
"you were right, i am crazy"
"why does everyone think we had a thing?"
"wow, i was being pretty fucking dumb just now"
"past me is always so terrible, even when i've just finished being him"
"i just needed someone to have a little faith in me"
"you deserved getting your ass handed to you"
"i warned you, and you didn't listen"
"make believe time is over"
"i think i might be losing it"
"i'm sorry. it was my fault--i didn't know what to do"
"i can't do this. it's too much for me"
"if i wasn't so terrified, i'd be consumed with anger"
"i hate you, i hate you, i hate you forever"
"i don't know what the hell to do now that she's gone"
"i hope you can succeed as a leader where i failed miserably"
"were you serious about wanting to die?"
"i don't remember what i was trying to prove"
"why don't you just tell me what you're thinking for once?"
"why do i do this to myself?"
"why are you even talking to me?"
"maybe i'm the one who needs help"
"when does someone actually step up?"
"maybe i am supposed to be a hero and rise to the occasion"
"there seems to be this little persistent voice in my head nagging me about it"
"i'm sounding like an idiot and my head is starting to hurt"
"are you feeling guilty?"
"are you going to stop me?"
"i'd like to help you out but i don't know what advice i should be giving"
"it's time to change the subject again! look, subject changed"
"you're being deliberately dumb"
"if you hate yourself so much, why don't you just hate marry yourself?"