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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I want everyone to see this section of a mostly unredacted judgement I’ve been reading. Mostly it’s fine, but occasionally they have to X out a word or a profit margin or something. But then I encountered paragraph of the year.
reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared
ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum
You really weren't lying
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.
tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!
they're so desperate because the thing AI is best at is losing money. OpenAI lost 38.5 BILLION dollars in the year 2025. (Ed Zitron reported it here, also verified by the financial times.) this is the type of shit you see right before bubbles pop.
İstanbul'un Kubbeleri
Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.
This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep
Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.
this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix
my really funny and original concept
Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection
I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate
I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis
I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny
Here’s the only thing that talks about it
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
“They’re exes” is genuinely the funniest possible answer.
John Berkey, 1990.
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
Cecil B. Demented (2000), dir. John Waters
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - The Games
it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass