Hey since TERFs buried the original, higher quality recording, here’s the only surviving recording of trans activist Sylvia Rivera’s infamous “Y'all Better Quiet Down” speech, along with full transcription, now free and open on Archive.org. The transphobic fucks can try their best to scrub us from history, but we’re not going anywhere.
Octo ratchet getting the mildest heats but the worst of the worst ruts.
Sure he gets warm and lingers a little too long amongst the top of his enclosure if there's someone nearby during a heat, but if it's during a rut, always keep an eye out for a stray arm coming for your leg, and never, EVER, be alone near his tank. It doesn't matter where, it doesnt matter how, he will get you. He will fuck you. And about three arms are going into one hole, or all holes.
Not to mention you're not leaving that tank for anything but air until that ruts over.
At the very least once he finds a victim or three it doesnt last nearly as long as it should in these conditions.
Can we do merformers rossums trinity... please... an aquarium where Rodimus and Drift are housed together cos they're both similar species of mers. They clearly get along very well, maybe even a little too well if you ask some of the staff. Those two are regularly seen frotting and sucking spike and sometimes even licking each other's valve slits. Whilst sexual behaviour between mers isn't uncommon, it is a little more uncommon for what is clearly purely recreational sexual activity. Never once have either of them been caught sticking their spikes into each other. This isn't even a breeding thing. They just like fucking each other for funsies
Then enter magnus, a bot who's hired to manage the logistics of the aquarium. He never interacts with the mers directly. He's here to do things like account for all the equipment, check that the tanks and hardware are in good shape, log them in the inventory, etc etc... but rodimus sees this guy and goes crazy. He looks so big and so strong... One time he tries to be a little funny, popping out of the water to playfully splash this new bot, grinning, just to see what would happen. What happens is the new bot glares at him and the look goes straight to his array. He actually squeaks and zips back into his cave where he feels the tip of his spike already poking out of his slit
Of course then he tells drift. He tells drift about the new guy who's so big and so hot and he gets so riled up talking about magnus that he's rutting his spike against drift's, as drift pants and nods dumbly
After that, both of them clearly have their optics on the new guy. They keep watching him. Rodimus is a little more playful and keeps trying to disturb the guy on the job, hoping to get some attention. He starts flashing his spike too, swimming intricate patterns at the glass to show off how cool he is and also how horny he is. Magnus always looks kinda awkward and embarrassed about it, but is always stern. At some point he starts telling the mer off for his inappropriate behaviour. Unfortunately for him, his voice makes rodimus even more insane. Rodimus hears magnus start lecturing and he just starts rutting against the glass, cumming all over the smooth surface for magnus to see
Drift wants him too, but he's less desperate. He's happy to let rodimus do all the dancing. That is until rodimus comes to him pouting, saying he's not getting anywhere. Then they need to up their game. The next time magnus comes by, rodimus and drift make a show off rutting against each other. They keep looking at magnus, an invitation, also hoping to make him jealous, but magnus just tries to tell them off about it. Like magnus probably should be all means just leave them alone, but he's the only weirdo who would try to scold some mers about being inappropriate
When the frotting doesn't work, the pair decide to turn it up a notch. They're getting so horny. They want to fuck. They want magnus to put his big strong pups in them. Their valves keep getting so red and puffy from how turned on they've been getting, begging to be filled. So the next time they see magnus, rodimus is showing off his swollen valve slit, swimming in front of magnus, making sure the other sees, before he chirps for drift to come in and skewer him with his spike. Rodimus screeches, his valve having been empty for so long, suddenly stretched wide by the overenthusiastic mer. The two only last a few shallow thrusts before they're overloading, all whilst magnus watches in horror
Now every time they see magnus they're fucking. They take turns filling each other up with trasnfluid, and each time they will swim up to the glass and show off their messy leaking valves to the bot. Magnus is secretly getting really turned on, even though he is horrified by the idea, and keeps having to force himself to look away and escape before his panels unlatch as well
we straight gassin' cutting straight to the bricks. this shit aint nothing to me man. we smoking nucleon. shawty upgraded to a spoiler took that shit out 'cause she couldn't run. my money longer than blurr of velocitron. moving like megatron we get it back in energon. i live for this shit. that valve better stink otherwise i dont want it. my money long, my subspace deep. smoking that zeta prime camian filtration fluid. i see primus. i smoke real tarnese street smog. i've seen the thirteenth colony, i've heard the voice of unicron. i smoke that empurata shadow government shit. i drank her waste fluid out of another man's filtration tubes. my bitch looks like sargeant kup. this shit ain't nothing to me man. the nucleon got me speaking primal vernacular. get the prime on the phone now i fronted him a brick and i need my money back. im a turbofox i'm biting exhaust smoke in the car wash. i'm smoking that sentinel prime south-kaonian wire-burger mega million bubba-kush. i'm on twelve circuit boosters smoking on minimus ambus dick. i'm on them tetrahex geronimos. i'm on them iaconian nibblers. i dont give a fuck if i go blind i dont need to see the faction badge anyways. we smoking filtered dark energon you stupid motherfucker i'll fucking kill you.
I need someone so sexually violated it might as well be actual violence.
Can I get Rodimus freaking out over the matrix and all of a sudden it decides to help it's chosen one relax and calm down with something that's proven to make bots happy, relaxed, and calmed down?
Not only does this include spark mergin, it's pleasure so deep he might as well have opened up his entire chassis and exposed his inner mechanisms to be gently carrassed but he didn't want that he didn't want to do something so trusting to something that he hates and could never trust.
Tfone soundwave helping tfone Megatron experience an actual, true valve overload cuz SW looked into the mind of his new leader and immediatly went "oh he's never squirted in his life", and took it so so damn personal.
Begs the question of wether or not he asked, and managed to flip it over so Megatron was on the bottom, confused and maybe a little scared on why soundwave is trying to pry at his valve coverings when his spike is literally right there-- of course giving in once some special wire is tweaked so nicely-- or if soundwave regardless did some somnophilia, and toyed with legs until said guy woke up to soundwave balls deep in him, muttering little praises and encourages once he felt something all up and deep in systems he forgot he even had.
Either way megs crues through it and soundwave doesn't stop until his legs are shaking and his optics have visible static in them.
And maybe after Megatron starts whimpering out his cute little begs. So so cute.
tiny megatron…. I just want him small enough that his partner can play with him…. tfp optimus being so gentle, giving him little kisses that cover his whole helm… tfp soundwave teasing his valve with one of this tentacles/data cables that feels like it’s going to tear him open if it goes all the way inside… idw rodimus shoving megatron into his valve and keeping him there for a whole shift… tfa optimus teasing him about being the “little” one now while using his fingers to massage his whole back… earthspark megatron in optimus’s cabin while the gear shift stick is up his aft, and vibrating from optimus driving around…. G1 megatron being carefully cleaned by soundwave while in gun mode because it’s been a while since he’s gotten maintenance…. megatron’s been a big tough mech for too long it’s time for him to be small and vulnerable. He’s
Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.
I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻
[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]
Yandere!Soundwave x GN!Human!Reader x Yandere!Cassettes
summary; the casettes hunt you until their boss gets what he wants. [also 'cause they're equally as obsessed with you hehe]
a/n; welcome to a sad first attempt of a chase scene OH MAN I AM CHALLENGED!!! i read it too much btw this is NOT realistic lawddd forget about physics
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You are going to fucking piss your pants.
Soundwave isn't here — you took your chance. By the Gods, you actually let yourself believe the Cassettes would leave you the hell alone. You thought they'd understand; you thought they were different. In fact, at some point, you foolishly hoped they'd help you escape...
Look where that assumption got you. Now you're being hunted down inside the Nemesis. Who would have guessed who they'd stay loyal to! You're a fragging idiot!
Heart beating miles per second. Sweat beads dripping off your skin despite the harsh cold. Eyes frantically darting in every direction.
All of that, and it's deadly quiet.
Until it's not.
The low sound of metal scraping together violates your ears.
... You don't stick around to find out which Recordicon it is.
Run. Run. Desperate stomps of your feet speed across the floor, jumping and dodging over every little thing in your way. If there’s anything to thank on this godforsaken ship, it’s that the gaps and holes are big enough for you to squeeze through. Too small for even the smallest Cybertronians.
"Shit, shit, shit," you mutter over your breathless lips, legs burning in pain. The goggles around your neck bounce restlessly against your chest. You brace yourself for the very obvious dead end ahead.
Then—heavy metallic thuds echo in the upper section. The vent, you recognize. You falter and slow your pace.
Slugfest crashes down at the end of the hall, the impact shaking the floor and forcing you to stumble. You flinch at the thunderous roar tearing from his dentae.
"Human!" he growls, his head lowering in intimidation, tail carefully whipping left and right, "no leave!"
Slugfest? You've already dealt with Squawktalk, Glit, and hell, even Enemy. They're locked up somewhere... Did Soundwave eject everyone?
You turn around — crap.
"Heeey, Frenzy," you wheeze, a crooked smile forming as you raise your hands in surrender. The said bot is already cracking his servos as we speak. What's he doing that for?! Not like you can land a single punch on any of them! "Look. Can we please talk about this?"
Frenzy shrugs carelessly, taking a step forward. "Sweetspark, we could. Bet it'd be a whole lot easier if you stopped runnin', eh?"
"You know I—"
Abruptly, you and Frenzy stumble in a jump.
"Don't ignore Slugfest!" the cassette behind you shrieks as he pounds relentlessly, "Slugfest always forgotten! Human stay!"
"Argh! Slug! Ya gotta stop havin' tantrums in bad tim—!"
Before Frenzy can recover, you turn your heel and sprint straight toward Slugfest. It doesn't take another second for the former to catch up, however.
"I'm sorry, Slug," you cry out, trying to ignore Frenzy's rapid footsteps, "you're such a good mech! Soundwave thinks so too! Look, he's behind you right now!"
He pauses. As you predicted, he fell for it.
Slugfest deliberately turns around, a confused "Soundwave?" escaping him as he faces nothing but a wall.
You slide under the massive bot and just hope for the best.
"Soundwave not here!" Slugfest snarls, turning and slamming Frenzy into the ground.
"Get yer paws off of me! Where's the human?!" Frenzy yells, shoving Slugfest back as he desperately scans the room. Then his optics lock onto the open vent in the ceiling. "Good going, Slug. Now I've gotta fix up your mess."
Several sharp, irritated clanks echo as Frenzy hauls himself up toward the vent. Releasing an equally annoyed exvent, Slugfest turns around and runs in the opposite direction.
Your heart pounds against your ear. This sector is a bust — noted. You adjust your position cautiously across Slug's metal scales. Good thing the back part of his metal’s too thick for him to really feel you.
Once you reach the ship’s main passageway, you briskly slip off Slugfest’s bulk, his heavy thuds masking your soft footsteps.
You peek in two different directions. Both clear.
... Where in the absolute fuck are you supposed to go? In hindsight, you already know you're going to get caught—you've come up with like two lame excuses for this whole chase. Nice to know you're stupid enough to try escaping anyway. Heck, you even tried memorizing the path, but seeing it in real time under pressure easily made you lose it.
"There they are!"
Your head snaps to the right. Rumble and two other flying cassettes hot on his trail. Alright then. At least you've decided.
You bolt.
Adrenaline rushes through your limbs as you sprint down the hall. There’s no way they can get to you without hurting you, right? If there’s one thing you do know, it’s that they wouldn’t go so far as to severely injure you.
... Although. You've been wrong once; you can be wrong again.
"Leave me alone, damn it!" you yelp, staggering over your own frenzied feet. Pull it together!
"You know we can't do dat! Just come back! Don't wanna use rumbles on ya!"
For a moment, you want to smile. You probably would if you weren't so out of breath right now. Rumble's not allowed to use his pile drivers within the Nemesis.
Something tugs you under your arms.
Next thing you know, your feet are off the ground.
You turn your head upward, meeting Ratbat's yellow optics as he flutters his wings. "Ratbat. Let. Me go."
He only tilts his head. Damn it. He's just too cute to get mad at. Those big yellow eyes that look like they’ve seen a ghost, not in fear, but in genuine delight.
"Starscream's already ahead of us," a faint voice mutters in the distance, barely covered by the other cassettes' footsteps. You and Ratbat follow the sound of a door sliding open, chased by the scrambling of harsh winds.
Oh, shit. Wait a second. You rotate your hand and pat Ratbat's claws as best you can. "Okay, Ratbat. You got me. You can put me down now... sorry."
The gentle affection seems to have worked as he dives down and lets you go, offering a chirp. You smile, and it brightens him even more. "Good Rat. Uh, Bat."
And then you position Ratbat—he just let you do that for some reason—in front of you.
"Eukh!" Series of grunts burst from Rumble, Ratbat, and somehow Buzzsaw, who got caught in their trample by Rumble's flailing servo. Luckily enough, Frenzy finally gets his ass out of the vent, crashing ungracefully into their pile of thrashing, cursing heap of limbs.
By the time a single bot pushes themself up, you’re already gone.
Ravage shows up in your sight. As he trots, he intensely eyes the wide open entrance behind you. Wind whipping your clothes. Goggles protecting your eyes. How your feet are so close to the edge. Your chest heaving with frantic breaths. Watching as your lips curl.
You meet his optics.
With a smile, you throw yourself from the ship.
...
...
... What the frag. (You hate to admit it, but their way of cursing is unironically rubbing off on you now.)
Everything's jittering but you manage to slip perfectly into one of the gaps in Thundercracker's structure.
"What was that?" the blue jet says, voice loud around his form. You freeze your entire body.
"What was what?" replies Skywarp from behind him.
"Ugh. Must have a loose wire again. Remind me to remind Knockout."
"Remind me to remind you," Skywarp snickers as he drifts closer to Thundercracker. Closer to where you're hiding. "Hey. Isn't that—"
A loud metal collision. You watch under your goggles as Rumble lands butt-first on top of Skywarp, the jet slipping out of your view from the sudden change of movement. Apparently, that wasn't the only one—another sharp clang rings out, this time on the very jet you're riding.
Thundercracker's baffled voice goes off in the distance, but you're way too focused on the way your legs are dangling over the tall heights. You tighten your grip on his edges, trying to breathe correctly, don't panic—don't panic—
Giant metal fingers wrap around your wrist, pulling you up onto the jet’s surface. You stumble and steady your core, glancing up at Frenzy's expression. And in the most gentle way possible, his servos tighten around your skin.
He looks sad—much more than you thought he would.
"D'ya really want to leave us that much?"
You frown. Before you can muster an answer, a sudden jolt shakes Thundercracker. Your feet trip over themselves, but Frenzy has half the spark to balance you down—only to slip, break his grip, and fall off the jet with a shout.
"Frenzy!" you can't help but call out, sighing in relief when one of the flying cassettes hurries to save him.
Your heart leaps to your throat. Shit. Shit. What now?
You look up, eyes narrowing. The cassettes circle above you in the sky like a kettle of vultures waiting for their prey to die—or, in this case, get tired and give up.
"What do you glitches think you're doing?!" Skywarp shouts, frustrated, flying over to Laserbeak and purposefully bumping into him. Said bird lets out a shriek of annoyance. "Soundwave has to put you on a better leash—I swear—"
"Human."
You jolt from Thundercracker's voice.
"Hi, TC," you say casually, although the winds make it hard to hear you.
There's a pause before he replies. "Soundwave will never let you go."
...
A sigh escapes you. "...I know—HAHRK!"
You're taken again, your arms and legs dangling helplessly as Laserbeak grips you with his claws.
But it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Oh scrap, it seriously does—his metal is pressing against your skin too much. Almost as if he's desperate. "Laserbeak, it hurts—!"
Like a command, he flips you over and lands you on his back. The pain subsides drastically—but it lingers. That shit's going to bruise. You grunt in pain, your chest heaving as you try to recover quickly.
You lean over the edge and glance down. Ratbat and Buzzsaw glide beneath you, following close to Laserbeak. You look deeper—you're so, so close to the ground, and you only noticed it now. You're hovering at the height of a rainforest’s shortest tree.
All you have to do is get to Buzzsaw. Once you do, you can always handle an injury or two if it gets you close enough to jump off fast—then hide in the thick cover of trees and brush.
Oh, no. You're having hope. Hope to finally escape them.
"Thanks, LB," you mutter at the same time you slip off him.
Ratbat squeals as you land on top of him, and even more when you hold onto him tightly. Yeah, not falling now, not when you're so close to freedom—
You leap onto Buzzsaw—
He screeches. Quickly, you peek over the edge, so close— just jump off—THERE!
Somewhere around your descent, you unceremoniously pull off your goggles. Not even sure if it was a good idea, but the thought of them digging into your eyes disturbed you enough to care.
...
Leaves and vines cushions your fall until—
You force your eyes open.
A red glow stands out in the sunlight. The familiar visor watches you, unwavering, as you sit on the palm of his hand. It's always been hard to figure out what he wants—what his expression truly is—and how angry he is. He hunches closer, his towering form restricted by the trees and tangled branches around you.
Soundwave only stares.
While Ravage perches on his shoulder, somehow more expressive than he is. Curious, furious.
You huff. Okay, fine, you give up. Your whole body hurts anyway.
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so you see guys it's never a good idea to wing an escape plan when you're literally in the air
Had to re read again bc first time was literally when i just woke up and i go "OMG ‼️‼️", read it and then go back to sleep again. lmao
okay now i'm curious how reader even has a goggles.. would be funny if they somehow collect some scraps wherever they were held and made it, rough and low quality but hey it still protects the eye so that counts
And Dont worry pook!! The way you described the chase scene was great already!! I literally smiled when reader had to hop off the flying cassettes mid-air LOL And the reader has a chance interacting with Thundercracker :'O??
"Hi, TC," you say casually, although the winds make it hard to hear you.
There's a pause before he replies. "Soundwave will never let you go."
Like damn i know TC thanks, can't help but feel he does feel some bit of sympathy for the human..
