It looks like it wants to violate you, doesn't it?

Look how it's licking its teeth.

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A pair decided to rob a store with watermelons on their heads. I never thought Captain Melonhead would have fallen so far.

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So, we've got something else from Asia trying to kill us. Meet our new neighbor, the Japanese giant hornet or, the murder hornet.

Who ordered the Made in China Jumanji board game?

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These two characters have something in common and it's not what you think.

They're both stalked by giraffe's.

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You know what I find funny? The Doomsday preppers. Here we all are hissing at CEOs and millionaires for generally not donating at the least, a thousand for masks or whatever. No one has brought preppers up.

How much do they have saved up to build their bunkers big and small? I'm sure they're excited about this but disappointed it wasn't their government's fault. How many supplies have they hoarded over the years as well? They can keep whatever they bought but, you know, a couple bucks for a lady to buy her water wouldn't hurt.

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When the chinese guy is five feet behind you in line at the store instsad of six:

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Man attacked by Corvid19 carrier

(March 20, 2020, colorized)

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Idiots panic buying:

The old lady just trying to get to the register at Walmart:

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Me with a meme other than Coronavirus:

Internet:

The meme:

The internet:

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Me, watching the idiots panic buy on the news while I sit at home:

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Friend: You ready to finally let loose after NNN?

Me, who failed NNN and decides to redeem themself:

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[fragments-of-sappho]

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

[not-mandip]

Women invented men

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I should read up on some of the books.

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People who white out a word on a repost:

Original post owner:

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Me: Turning off appliances to save electricity.

Last iron lung survivor:

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Judge Claude Frollo strikes

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Eddie and Venom

Venom and all the other symbiotes reproduce asexually at some point in their lives and we know Venom's will be with Eddie. So, which of them would be the DILF and would either acknowledge it to the other?