GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!

eridan. he/him. t masc. minor. prince of hope. lover of the post traumatic manifesto, art, singing and writing.

[spiralingguitarist]

INTRODUCING EVERYONE

since this blog has pretty much turned into a sillyposting/art/vent/etc blog where all of our voices participate, i figured out i should introduce everyone -eridan

eridan "spiralingGuitarist" ampora - me. aka the one whos here the most, doesnt sign off often, and shares art, he/him

misora "sollux 2.0" herbert - isnt on often iirc, sometimes speaks in sollux's typing quirk, has a penpal thing going on with equius zahhak, she/her

vriska "adventurersGambit" serket - is a redeemed vriska from a doomed timeline pretty much, most mature of all of us, is sometimes on and sometimes not, she/her

kanaya "mysterious" maryam - direct splinter of eridan (so not her own being), hates equius, she/her

caliborn "angel of double death" english - is a nice caliborn from a doomed timeline, spends all day talking to The Author, has his own blog but prefers being here, is basically my moirail, he/him

feferi/ralsei "ancient depictions of king asgore-" peixes - an even nicer feferi from a doomed timeline (learned all forms of casteism are bad), likes to cheer others up, he/she/any neo you can think of

terezi "gallowsCalibrator" pyrope - excitable doomed terezi, never on, became scourge sisters with vriska again, she/her

dirk "timaeusTestified" strider - mysterious doomed dirk of whom we know nothing about, never on, he/him

discord - weird doomed discord (???) from the classpect au who reached god tier, is a lord of life, obsessed with the midnight crew and professor mayonaka, he/him

jade "i heart arctic wolves" harley - super cool god tier jade from a doomed timeline, can control her grimbark form (somehow??), can turn people into dogs apparently (shapeshifting powers and stuff), she/her

aradia "yeah it is" megido - strange ghost aradia from a doomed timeline, represents my brain/psyche by being her usual depressed ghost self when i feel bad and turning into her happy dream bubble alive god tier self when im good, gets pretty well along with vriska

[spiralingguitarist]

yo this typewrite lesson song on yt shorts goes hard

[spiralingguitarist]

i love you redwood

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[spiralingguitarist]

i just realized how much i associate with deer and it made me somehow do the radio dial eyes of alastor irl so i drew this. mideer are fuckin everywhere. mightaswell grow out my antlers and fight other deer with them. 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌der

[spiralingguitarist]

oh. wgat

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[terminusverge]

20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.

[spiralingguitarist]

NO. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AVONSBY. THE PLACE WHERE IT RAINED. THE PLACE WHERE I TURNED INTO ROSIE FOR THAT STUPID CHALLENGE WITH THE FAKE ALASTOR MIC. THE PLACE WITH THE DARK LEGEND AROUND IT AND THE ALLEGEDLY POISONED SEWERS. Avonsby fictional street in kentucky. or tennessee i forgot idk. PLEASE. it is aVONSBY. not sOmething ELSE.

[spiralingguitarist]

I hate the fact that because I'm an old, fat CRT monitor, people are allowed to shatter my screen, disfigure my inside machinery, and throw me into the trash like I'm not even real. i don't want to just sit in the dark and wait all day. that kind of passivity went from comforting to cumbersome very fast.

[spiralingguitarist]

i have thing japan syndrome for myself.

i make a relatively cool idea about my favorite topics and tropes: ugh, this is so cringe. i sneer everytime i look at this embarrassing drawing/fanficm. why am i bothering finishing and publishing it?

AH! BUT WHEN SOMEONE ELSE does the exact same cool idea but with different characters i guess: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME GREAT GREAT GREAT I LOVE THID THIS SHOULD BE AN INDIE ANIMATION SHOW PLEASE MAKE THIS A THINGPLEASE GIVE THIS A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE IM SO EXCITED

[spiralingguitarist]

sometimes, you even sound like him.

if anything, how could it be?

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[spiralingguitarist]

me when i come across a plothole in a fanfic (how the fuck did this character bring a literal HAMMER. a fucking. CONSTRUCTION HAMMER. for a FANCY ROMANTIC DATE. and somehow HE FORGOT HE HAD IT) or alternatively how the fuck did he brings pencils for the fuckass date, especially since he wanted to be so presentable he emptied his entire inventory

[spiralingguitarist]

smh we gotta keep these interests separate. i just made a theory that Tenna is actually a particle accelerator android thing created specifically for Async from Backrooms, to test something about isotopes or smth I'm not a science guy. he was one of Ivan's favorites because his existence and automated responses comforted Ivan and made him feel less guilty about KV31.But then they lost custody of the robot and so he was taken in by another company and repurposed as a Gameshow Host AI bot that would give them millions. i like to call this tje Vocaloid Dreamworld AU. because it reminds me. ineed to work on vocaloid dreamworld shitfuck

[perilegs]

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

[commander-ledi]

fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post

[kvassretriever]

[segamascott]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your 5 emojis predict your 2026! is it good?

yes

no

perfect

nothing changes? i think?

questionable

*sobs*

results

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025