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[mechanicalriddle]

AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[godofevrerything]

Absolutely nothing can beat that last addition what the fuck

[weltenwellen]

Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice‎

[victormywife]

The last time we saw them VS Now!!

NOW JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

[lumiilys]

MAKKACHIN TISSUE BOX MY BELOVED ONCE AGAIN

[quietbirdee]

fog is for hiding and rain is for jumping in puddles!!

[lyutsival]

Is it even Banana Fish art if Ash isn't looking at Eiji in that lovestruck way

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[thekidsfromyesterdayy]

[erenjaeger-posts]

Official art we haven't talk about enough.

[lyutsival]

WE GOT NEW ART OF EIJI!! :'''''

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[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

[facinaoris]

Postcolonial Love Poem, Natalie Diaz

[sraithpics]

Now that college students no longer have access to their libraries in the same way we used to and have to do most of our learning at home it would be just terrible if we all knew about https://1lib.eu/ a website which has books on basically every topic ever available for free including college textbooks. Imagine if people were researching their thesis without paying for it. 

DO NOT USE THIS SITE AND DEFINITELY DO NOT NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS SITE, THEY MIGHT START DOING THESIS RESEARCH FOR FREE OR JUST START READING BOOKS THEY FOUND ON THERE FOR FUN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE INTERESTING. This would be terrible :( :(

Reblog to spread the word so that everyone knows to avoid this site!

[sraithpics]

Hey everyone they have NOT moved to:

https://2lib.org/

Do NOT enter this url to find free books :)

[sraithpics]

Some more websites to definitely not look up:

pdfdrive.com for 79,081,664 eBooks for free

core.ac.uk for the world’s largest collection of open access research papers

citationsy.com which is a free referencing tool for making citations

archive.org a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites, and more

elephind.com for free newspaper articles from around the world

don’t tell your friends :)

[xenosagaepisodeone]

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

[xenosagaepisodeone]

democracy dies in darkness……

[pisces-comet]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

Tell me why i read it as “i save dick by giving it cpr”

[sirius-you-know]

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

smth abt repetition and love…makes me go bonkers. 

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

Amal El-Mohtar and ‎Max Gladstone, This Is How You Lose the Time War

James Baldwin, If Beale Street Could Talk

[ijaazat]

Fiona Apple, I Want You to Love Me

Mitski, Pink in the Night

[zlomg]

The final result ✨

I guess this is my last art in 2021. I really appreciate this year for giving us sk8theinfinity and I am totally not over it the next year!

So, enjoy your holidays, see you 😘