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[depsidase]

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[sa2ha]

amazing

[angelnumber27]

[cripp-tid]

I hate you "click now to sync contacts". I hate you "sign in with Facebook". I hate you "connect with your Twitter". I hate you targeted ads. I hate you social media algorithms. I hate you brands and mascots with accounts. I hate you "upgrade to premium". I hate you free trials that require credit card info. I hate you pop up ads that take up half the screen. I hate you ads with sound. I hate you unskippable commercials. I hate you anti-piracy firewalls. I hate you late stage capitalism.

[lmaonade]

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

[hotvampireadjacent]

my meatus weatus lol

[lmaonade]

Are you kidding me?

[cafeeconleche]

[starridge]

hold on i have to do something to this post but i’m at work

[starridge]

[modogoblin]

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[dugaodna]

r/lies has been a bit of a warzone lately but this made me laugh out loud

[jamesroach]

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[toastbutteregg]

worse is having to pretend its cool or something so you dont hurt their feelings

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[girlballs-archive]

implications of having a birdgirl roommate:

- free breakfast (regularly laid eggs)

- never lose track of keys\etc. (knack for finding shiny things)

[girlballs-archive]

in this economy? absolutely

[girlballs-archive]

if i had a cowgirl gf i would be drinking straight from the tap every day. to save money and for no other reasons. she could even help scramble the birdgirl's eggs

[laurawful]

I am sorry but sheep produce wool.

[sharkgirldick]

She grows the cotton. She's very talented.

[awed-frog]

what the hell

[ladha]

Oh. She needs to kill him. No other solution.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

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