[timidusaquilae]

there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this

[iwilleatyourenglish]

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.

[mud1888]

[lastvalyrian]

me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

[fizztapp]

Trollface and :-) having the same birthday is incredible. It's beautiful. It's meaningful. I am crying

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Brothers

[teratocrat]

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

[teratocrat]

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

[migatito]

kirie goshima and azami kurotani sculptures

[weirdness-is-good]

[coughloop]

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

[witchblade]

[panvani]

[childhoodnostalgias]

[dynamo-of-fake-twin-brother-fame]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[godlessondheimite]

very frustrating to not indulge my every whim

[maplebunie]

did the guys in BCE ever wonder what the years were counting down to

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

[thunderon]

ahskajfgakl listen ive been struggling for years to take the corporate world seriously. like the posturing is SO ridiculous. people will unironically say things like “well im going to CC barbara from accounting >:(” and im like… is that supposed to be a threat? can barbara from accounting fight?

[lesbian-toddhoward]

my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

[juniepops]

If a gorilla wanted to kill me it would punch me apart with a single strike. If a chimpanzee or a gibbon wanted to kill me it would shred me slowly and painfully. But if an orangutan wanted to kill me it would gently, methodically unspool me like thread and I would feel none of it

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

[once-a-polecat]

See also Willow (TV 2022).