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Max - 21 - he/him - mernquest

[quirrelmorts]

still an exhilarating moment

[birthdaylobotomy]

Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai’s alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,,, yikes. Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won’t say anything about it bc of their anxiety ,,,, idk dude I just wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it ://// I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Yves Bonnefoy, tr. by Anthony Rudolf, from The Selected Poems; “The Ravine,”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[depsidase]

[makyyashi]

🎥 I binged the whole movie series of Night of the Museum last year definitely my favorite is Ahkmenrah 👏 . I highly recommend you rewatched too sooo nostalgic‼️

(I finally have the energy to post ISJSJSKSJSJSKBDJSKSH grabe yung tamad mag set up to take a pic and then the lighting sa sun 🔥)

[scary-harey]

some ahk angst while im not doing too hot

[ancientpersacom]

I think I’m so funny

[knoxsworld96]

I love yaoi where they're from two different time periods.

[genebabe]

rami malek in night at the museum: secret of the tomb (2014)

[caterpillarinacave]

NATM Textposts

[msk-vitus]

[10/25] your character’s the whole plot of the movie but i can count all your lines on two hands over the whole trilogy

once i put paint on this brush- ion know what the fuck im doing

[marble-highway]

Ahkmenrah!

[fishycgh]

What music do you guys think he’ll listen to

[mars-big-naturals]

literally mernquest in a meme

[mars-big-naturals]

literally mar's plot