human disaster

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[depsidase]

[captain-price-returns]

They then cancelled that order btw.

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[shoelifts-blog]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[oysters-aint-for-me]

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

[martyfive]

family is… us and all the blonde girls we saved along the way

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[chilewithcarnage]

[razerbackbitch]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[darkcomedies]

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

[darkcomedies]

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

[sandmandaddy69]

[swarnpert]

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

[wizardshark]

Bro don't forget to stretch

[scorpionlafemme]

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book