SPN Incorrect Quotes

mostly Destiel ; )

[thursdaysidjit]

spn//textposts

[alivedean]

cas + text posts pt. 2 bonus:

[cliveguy]

[soldierboys]

dean + drugs

bonus:

[sundryvillains]

[mishastoesies]

you dont understand i NEED normal cas to slutshame endverse cas

[champagne-castiel]

op you can’t just leave this gems on your tags (via @lobotomycastiel )

[adonischildsupportcase]

[youre-only-gay-once]

[incorrectspnforfun]

Jack: This is my father, Lucifer. Jack: And this is my dad, Dean. Jack: And this is my dad’s boyfriend, Castiel. Jack: And this is my other dad, Sam, is who is also my dad’s brother. Counselor: Wha- Jack: This is my grandfather, Chuck.  You’d know him as god. Jack: And this is my other grandfather, Bobby.  He adopted Sam and Dean. Counselor: But- Jack: Oh! And this is my grandfather’s boyfriend, Crowley. He’s also my uncle. Counselor: What the fuck?

[hecksee]

Jack: Oh, I forgot my dad’s boyfriend is my father’s brother

Jack: But Lucifer isn’t really my father in any other way except by blood

Jack: So, yeah. 

[elrem19]

Jack: And this is my mother but also technically grandmother(?), Mary. She’s like a mother to me, but she’s also the mother of my dads Sam and Dean. So, she’s also my grandma. Kinda. She helped my biological mother, Kelly, give birth to me two years ago, but unfortunately Kelly died in the process.

Counselor: TwO yEArS?!?!!!!

Jack: M-hm. And that’s Rowena. She’s somewhat my weird aunt and no-one knows when she became part of the family. I love her very much. She’s also the only witch in our family.

Counselor: wHAT?!!

Jack: Yes, isn’t that cool? So, Sam, Dean, Bobby and Mary are human. They hunt monsters like vampires and werewolves. Uncle Crowley is a demon and King of Hell and my dad Castiel is an angel of the lord, which is Chuck over there. Lucifer is also an angel, although many people think the devil is just a demon lord.

Counselor: *faints*

[incorrectspnforfun]

Oh my gosh the additions on this are great. XD 

[incorrectspnforfun]

THEY GOT EVEN BETTER I LOVE YOU ALL!! XD XD <3 <3

[potc]

inspired by this post

[spnsmile]

Dean Winchester does not get frostbite. Dean Winchester bites frost. (more)

Santa did in fact, exist.

[fromcenotaphy]

Sam: Dean, did you put up the mistletoe in the bunker?

Dean: Yeah, I did. Figured we could use a little Christmas cheer!

Sam: Yeah, but…mistletoe is specifically for kissing, Dean.

Dean: Well, who knows what could happen? The thrill is in the uncertainty! The random chance of it all!

Sam: You hung it over Cas’s bedroom door, Dean.

Dean: We might have holiday visitors, Sam! Anyone could find themselves passing the threshold of our angel pal’s room! Cas might step out of his room and find his fate colliding with that of a complete stranger! There’s no telling what Christmas will bring!

Sam: You’re standing outside Cas’s door Dean

Dean: Listen Sam I don’t appreciate your tone during this holiday season

[onlyonekenobi]

personally my favorite part of the supernatural series finale episode 15x18 The Truth was when dean told cas he loved him back, prompting them to elope and move to a secluded little cabin in vermont

[fruitylathos]

Breaking news with deancas.

[spn-incorrect]

I swear if Dean pulls Cas out of the Empty saying “come with me” I’m going to lose my shit

[spn-incorrect]

Dean: I don’t swing that way

Also Dean: *swings at Cas, hard*

[bowlegschester]

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

And so dibs was called. And it was good.

[bucky-wilson]

So it’s a giant angel hickey. Alright.

[spn-incorrect]

OG soulmate tattoo au

[thatdude-noah]

Dean: I like eminem

Castiel: I prefer skittles

Dean: No I mean the rapper

Castiel: Why would you eat the wrapper

[psychicbouquetblaze-stuff]

No but this is the perfect representation of their canon communication