Please, captain, not in front of the Klingons

[heynougat]

Dorian Pavus, you will always be an icon to me... ❤️🐍

[serjory]

idk if anyone's done this yet but i think of them every time i see this post

[evilcyclopsxmen]

“modern au” “highschool au” human/non-powered au"

Why don’t you just watch glee then.

[evilcyclopsxmen]

I use this to torture my victims:

[luciencation-deactivated2026032]

they throw regular rats at eachother

[rifa]

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

[ceylonsilvergirl]

Sometimes

SOMETIMES

Going to the library can activate A Little Treat pleasure centers

Coming home with music and books and some movies, and paying zero dollars for it all

It’s pretty awesome

[oberstein]

You don't even have to leave the house if you use the resources the library can provide electronically (Libby, Hoopla, etc.).

[rifa]

Oh fuck yeah this is a library post now!!!!

[the-big-mood]

[thatluckybear]

At the sex shop trying to remember the name of this device:

"Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh ... drilldo?"

[the-big-mood]

[melonthesprigatito]

Anybody else?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think it goes without saying but is still worth noting, my beef with booktok literature is 100% about the quality. i LOVE housewives reading weird porn. i wish they would do it more

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[rozanovs]

You don't see that every day. Pretty big night for hockey.

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[jazzyyy81]

[vices-aand-virtues]

Bridgerton + Reductress Headlines (14/?)

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

gonna be real if websites demand photo ID I will simply drop them one by one as they ask. like this is how I am set free

[dogpuppy]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

[rosstmcd]

One of the Discord people posted a statement that boiled down to, "Don't worry! Most people will never be asked for their ID! We've harvested enough data about most of you to know how old you are."

Which is not as reassuring as they seem to think it is.

[twinkwolf]