Modern Witch

Total bitch . 35 | US She/Her |Pagan| Am I Demi? Am I Pan! Who knows I’m fucking confused.

[dominaexmachina]

Too much Mass Effect nostalgia, not enough space — so here are the posters.

[fuck-customers]

[sirfrogsworth]

Otis vs. Chicken (Remastered in Super Duper High Definition)

I am thankful that I am far enough along in my grief that these Facebook reminders don't upset me anymore. I miss Otis a lot, but his photos still bring me joy.

[mybeingthere]

More angry cats by Léo Forest (b 1985) is a Paris-based contemporary artist known for his animal designs, primarily created through pencil and charcoal drawings.

Léo Forest (@leo___forest) • Instagram photos and videos

290K Followers, 1,600 Following, 113 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Léo Forest (@leo___forest)

[mon3trs]

beyond parody

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, their boss did just say that it'd be good for business if they could legally do war crimes, right?

[hellolovelyscientist]

#best beloved you think a name like PALANTIR is a Nice And Proper Company

#yes I also love to work at The Torment Nexus.

#love my job at Saruman Inc

#best times at Mordor Unlimited

#can't believe I got a job at The Pit Of Despair I'm going to do so much good in the world

#smh

[silverbirching]

What? Noooooo, baby, of course not.

[datasoong47]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[ricochetoconnell]

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (this is the actual op)

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[teathattast]

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[thesylverlining]

It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[nonagalleryart]

In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.

[sophsun1]

Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn

[b0nkcreat]

shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

[angstyastro]

Long time no shitpost