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Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

surprisebitch

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

hihicecil

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

miquerida

here i screen capped it

surprisebitch

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

brittany-murphy

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

kingjaffejoffer

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

colachampagnedad

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

weloveshortvideos

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

sevenwoneight-deactivated201607

Still one of my fave vines. Glad it has resurfaced.

oh my god

the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids

like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday

but each of my parenthood-eschewing friends has claimed a different role in my future offspring’s life and they seem very excited to play it

so we as a generation may have fewer children

but I feel like they’ll be the most supported and loved children imaginable

pfdiva

As a millennial who doesn’t want children, I am seconding this, because it’s not like we don’t want children to exist in the world! We do! Children can be lovely and amazing and they are literally our future! It’s just So Very Difficult to raise children in our nuclear-family society, especially as a millennial, and you want to do the job RIGHT.

Well, if you can’t do the job right yourself, the least you can do is help a friend raise THEIR child right, help take the burden off their shoulders, and give that kid all the love and attention they can stand.

I’d be damned excited to do that, too.

thelongestpuzzle

this generation is so excited and ready to be weird uncle/aunt so-and-so

micaxiii

I hope this generation makes communal families a thing again and this time it won’t be treated like a “taboo hippie thing”

tallteal

Takes a village to raise a kid

ramenuzumaki

deadjosey-deactivated20200613

what a vicious attack

dashaibo

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

busterposeys

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

libby-on-the-label

lesbian-state-of-mind

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.