Spooks

• cryptd gen z millennial • 18 • boi • little bit gay • reblogs stuff he likes •

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

[catchymemes]

[maybeiamfireproof]

[6i05-deactivated20170702]

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[cactsus-deactivated20151222]

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

[spooked-boi]

Issa mood

[panapana87-deactivated20240113]

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[898-deactivated20210515]

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[aimofdestiny]

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[blackbearmagic]

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

[happierthandignified]

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

[ralfmaximus]

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out

calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in

[teenagerposts]

@ all my mutuals

[badlydrawneverything]

[sevenspires]

C’est ça

[libramood-deactivated20170419]

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[khords]

p.e.m.d.a.s

“please eat my damn ass, sir”