due to personal reasons Iâll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I donât exist
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
No title available
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
No title available

@theartofmadeline

No title available
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic đŞŠ

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Iceland
seen from Switzerland
@spooked-boi
due to personal reasons Iâll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I donât exist
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
i act up on tumblr because my mama canât whoop my ass here
Issa mood
Itâs like two people who donât exist are interacting
this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that theyâre both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it theyâll kill all three of them
any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always menÂ
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word âsuccubareâ which means âto lie underâ and incubus comes from the latin word âincubareâ which means âto lie onâ
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesnât matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, theyâre a concubus, from the latin for âto lie with/besideâ.
Proper Latin headcanon accepted.
Answer me this atheists
If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?
bruh that was your landlord
my favorite Millennial Thing⢠is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly itâs a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think itâs one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the worldâs collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we arenât going to use it.
My dad always get mad when I do this. Heâs always like âWe didnât need to know.â That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I donât always *need* to know but that doesnât mean Iâm going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.
Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if youâre not gonna use it?
calling the vampire who turned you âmaster,â âmaker,â âsire,â: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, itâs out
calling the vampire who turned you âdaddy,â âvladdy,â âExtremely Rude,â: innovative, fun, itâs in
@ all my mutuals
Câest ça
me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ meÂ
life is like a giant mushroomÂ
p.e.m.d.a.s
âplease eat my damn ass, sirâ