Hideous Blob of stolen organs

Ray || 27 || she/they || On the app, not desktop. I haven't been on desktop in years so not even I know what's in my about.

[ri-stalk]

I'm thrilled with the new location, the characters. And their names are very funny

[renetess-a]

I'm cryingggg why is this shot literally that one big booba meme 💀

[triangleguy]

[mabelcreature]

animals with a lot of legs

[cosmos-kitty]

Photo study for funsies 🐛✨

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[polyhexian]

Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat

[polyhexian]

#WHAT DID SHE DO WITH IT.... please tell me she raised that thang

Better yet, she got in contact with a local wildlife reserve! She found him and his sister beside a dead animal on the side of the road, apparently quite thin, and assumed they were just abandoned kittens. The female passed shortly afterward but the male was fine- two months later she brought him to the vet and discovered "hey, thats a whole ass jungle cat." There's a good chance Tito will be back in the wild someday, even! IMHO, two kittens on the side of the road, and one didn't make it more than a couple days? they probably WERE abandoned. just dumb luck they got picked up!

LISTEN to those sweet cheeps. to me I hear that sound and immediately think wild cat, but I think its totally reasonable for a teenager to find a kitten this young and think it was a normal cat. Jaguarundi are also really small!

These are TINY little wildcats!

They have really distinct looking faces and especially ears, but

if a layman ran into one of these things where they werent expecting to see one, I think its pretty reasonable they might assume it was just a weird looking cat

[lost-boy-into-the-upper-heavenl]

Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona.

[theeleventhsignofthezodiac]

Unknown Photographer

[hikaaa-bi]

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[velcropoodle]

This right here is why it won't pass here. The religious right has a chokehold on the republican party, and they want to reserve the right to abuse their kids.

[zigdirty]

The type of abuse in this context is always indoctrination and brainwashing, but also often has mental, emotional, physical, and yes even sexual abuse thrown in for good measure, too.

Make no mistake: children are only valuable to the US religious right as pawns.

[lurking-kitty]

@xzye-trelefor reblogging your comment if you wouldn't mind

[xzye-trelefor]

Don't mind at all. I spent a week in juvie for "resisting arrest". There were no other charges, just resisting *after* I was put in handcuffs and moved to another room. For reference my resistance consisted of trying to pull my arm out of a twist the officer was using to cause me pain for his own amusement. This was the day after they had arrested my father and failed to provide any assistance to myself and two brothers that were then orphaned. We live in a police state with no rights. Anyone that tells you otherwise had been given invisible privilege by the authorities and insulated from reality.

[kragehund-est]

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

[neotrances-deactivated]

i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me

[acesbadposts]

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")

[inthefallofasparrow]

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

[koth-harvest-final]

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

[strangelittlelad]

Like to slap his bald head, reblog to slap his bald head

[bubblegum-gf]

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

[furrypowerurbandope]

[renard-dartigue]

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage