this is (a gay) halloween

my name's kaye and im gay

[jakegyllenhaal]

How's life

i try not to think about it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spooky-elevator-rock]

There's nothing over there I'm just a friendly bitch who needs friendship

[danger]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

im very dreamy, but only in the way that I usually make no sense and people forget me all the time

[spooky-elevator-rock]

i need whiskey and for Halloween to be here already

also friends, I need friends

[spooky-elevator-rock]

could a person perfectly paint their bedroom walls whilst intoxicated with many alcoholic beverages? in today’s lesson

[spooky-elevator-rock]

today's lesson is cancelled, i got paint in my drink and my yellow walls show every stain and sin

[spooky-elevator-rock]

could a person perfectly paint their bedroom walls whilst intoxicated with many alcoholic beverages? in today's lesson

[softhearteds]

why are girls so attractive??? i’m not complaining just impressed

[fuck-kirk]

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

[fuck-kirk]

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

[call-me-hopelesss-deactivated20]

HE SAID YES!!!!!

[sunflowerwemadeit]

HE SAID YES!!!

[thisisnotactiveanymrorelmaoo]

HE sAID YES

[neckkiss]

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

[mae0x]

chillin but also seconds away from bursting into tears

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[mylovebythesea]

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

[raiikyuu-deactivated20150724]

me: *is replaced* me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)