"do you think im spooky?"

he/they || autistic || 22 || 💉 24/08/2023 || 🔪 24/06/2024 || matching with @williamsilliam

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[grimemutt-deactivated20260223]

looking to partake in some fag shit this summer

[sigaretautomaat]

@spooky-rhys

[ooppo]

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[olympusaflame]

[dogshitdotnet]

Come on .... Lady luck !!!

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[audible301]

“This is what the people want!” -Dan Howell about to talk Phil into some bullshit that nobody else could’ve conceived, let alone asked for.

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[thethirdromana]

For fans of the first joke especially, I'd like to suggest:

"What's a pirate's favourite letter?"

(someone will invariably say "arrr!")

"Ah, you may be thinking that, but me first love be the C"

[omnybus]

Here's one I made up:

What's a pirate's least favorite color? Maroon!

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[gregorio-the-great-for-real]

Visit Original Link

OP doing a major disservice by not allowing this gem to come back around every year, so i made this a thing again, enjoy

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[pineappical]

rocky smoke that shit statement

[sigaretautomaat]

@spooky-rhys

[90stvqueen]

seeing posts about a tumblr update without seeing the update yet on mobile is like watching a shark fin draw nearer to my flimsy little life raft in the middle of the ocean

[riverlarking]

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed