I'm glad i didn't die before i met you...

chloe. twenty. australian. tv addict. Potterhead. I am a hopeless shipper who loves television and the way it expresses the beauty and hardships of our world. This is supposedly a multi-fandom blog, although I apologise in advance for any extended flights of fancy. Here you will find: Castle, Firefly, The X-Files, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Rizzoli & Isles, New Girl, Harry Potter, The Mindy Project, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Orphan Black, A to Z, How to Get Away with Murder, Sherlock and Doctor Who along with all the people they involve and anything that tickles my fancy. Currently watching: Supernatural ~we're all stories in the end~

[80slesbiab]

the x files season 10 bloopers {x x x}

[allthingslinguistic]

Speculative Grammarian takes on the “so you’re a linguist, how many languages do you speak?” trope. 

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

[beanmom]

[hemulitanulnyelveket]

Language learners’ levels of weirdness.

[languageoclock]

ICELANDIC-BASQUE PIDGIN??!

[rewordfully]

OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING

[kappasquirrel]

Is this… grand theft alto?

[youarenotaneggplant]

get out

[expelliarmus]

[dancerinblue]

Films That Need To Happen - Black Widow: Cygnet - 

A young Natalia Romanova (Scarlett Johansson and Lucy Boynton) is saved from a burning building by Soviet soldier Ivan Petrovitch (Liam Neeson), who takes her to the mysterious Black Widow program. Part one of the Black Widow origin triology.

[winterfel-blog]

It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got.

[bonestrash]

[r2--d2]

Untitled by (Marija Radosavljevic)

[teachingliteracy]

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them. (by marco18678)

[bonescenter]

01x10 The Conspiracy In the Corpse.

[leiko-tomago]

Walt Disney Animation Studios + Eras

The Renaissance (1989 - 1999)

[life-on-a-swingset]

Through the years

[jennalouisecolemans]

me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*

[thelordofthebutts-deactivated20]

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

[rowandean]

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

[borderlinecat-deactivated201503]

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

[nolookfirmino-deactivated201904]

i…

[hyoyeo-deactivated20180703]

science has definitely come too far

[h3rmitsunited]

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times