I Dont Fucking Know

20 but I'm pretty sure I'm actually 35.

[createxcontrol]

sad because Brand New or Brand New because sad???

ancient proverb (via those-days-are-dead)

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[colorfuloddity]

It got better

[memeguy-com]

So my professor cancelled our class today

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

[archivehead]

[normalshrimp]

[eloiscbridgerton]

11 years ago today..

[marchingartsphotos]

Watch Southern University's Marching Band 'Whip, Nae Nae'

The Human Jukebox blew the crowd away

[wefallfromgrace]

[grandoldmovies]

Margot Fonteyn in mid-leap; photographed by Gjon Mili.

[gifsboom]

[chaos-under-construction]

raccoons in a pool

[gingkoh]

you wouldn’t believe who i saw at disney world

[sophieandace]

Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom:

Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse 

[more-muppets]

I feel this is unfair. One time in ed edd n eddy their whole universe unraveled. They took Jimmy’s outline.

[thewittyarsonist-deactivated201]

Eddy ate the sun

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

life has many doors, ed boy

[beehereenow]

[deepinmyb0nes-blog]

[wookigoldberg]

you did it, buddy

EVERYONE WATCH THIS

[thecutestofthecute]

IT’S BACK

[arcampbell94]

My heart

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[samandriel]

[internetastronaut]

finally something to match my soul

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

[cosmic-aria]

finally i can become the void

[awwww-cute]

[teenagejasonbateman-deactivated]

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

[spookybitchcraft-blog]

wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you

stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA