Spooky J Witch

lil canadian witch, who smokes a lot of weed

[savannahfaerie]

Soon..

[casuallybeingawitch]

Stoner Witch Tips

Headache- weed

Stomach ache- weed

Cant sleep- weed

Period Cramps- weed

Cant eat- weed

Too much stress- weed

Too much anxiety- weed

Bored- weed

Got a spoopy ghost in yah room who keeps eating all yah bread cause he lit cause you always smoking weed- smoke more weed 

[jaxsonpohlman-blog1]

Always incredible to witness something like this. Shoutout to everyone that pulled an all nighter to see this. Captured just outside of Wichita, Kansas.

[sandcraft]

Hocus Pocus bitch you need to focus

Ancient witch proverb, probably (via sandcraft)

[cellardoorarts]

[spooky-fit-mom-deactivated20220]

I wanna be a dark witch with all black clothing and a fierce attitude, but I also wanna be a light witch who makes it seem like the suns always shining, but I also wanna be an earth witch with flowers in her hair do you see my dilemma

[dreamsrainandwitchythings]

Me, a glamour witch coming to fuck shit up:

[backwrdblackbrd]

Teagan White

[lifeinpoetry]

A witch is just a girl who knows her mind.

Catherynne M. Valente, from “The Bread We Eat in Dreams,” The Bread We Eat in Dreams (via podencos)

[spookyjwitch]

Movie Witches: I became a witch after my thirteenth trial, when the ancient coven of my people danced around a fire as I drank the blood of a vanquished demon from a sacred golden chalice.

Real Witches: idk i wrote a bunch of shit down about runes, started baking and the next thing you know here i am

[rainb0w-brite]

*making tea at 3AM in my underwear*

*cat meows*

“It is too WITCHCRAFT!”

[spookyjwitch]

other witches: i do complex spells, i know correspondences by heart and i'm in touch with everything around me

me: i talk to my cactus and we charge each other. i have a lot of pet rocks

[eclecticcraftwitch]

Dangers of being a witch

You might spill all of the acorn caps you’ve stuffed in your far too small pockets onto to the bathroom floor at work, thus revealing yourself to be WAY weirder than your coworkers already think you are.

[spookyjwitch]

cleansing

the first time: i hereby declare this room cleansed. negativity be banishéd. so mote it be.

now: listen here fuck-o's. no one likes a negative nelly. i'm a witch and i said get the fuck out

[suteknakht]

A friend: gay witchcraft isn’t gonna be able to fix this

Me, a gay witch: *gathering my incense and candles* like hell it isn’t

[pastel-witchy-witch]

My Favorite Type of Grounding

When it isn’t on purpose. When you first sit down with a cup of tea, take a small sip, and feel the heat slide down your throat, making your whole body warm, without intention of doing anything but taking a drink. Or when you slide into a warm bath and slip down so your ears are under the water only to have the sound of your breathing truly register with you.

[badwitchtips]

You: what’s your secret to everlasting life?!

Me, 40 years in the future, looking not a day over 30, sipping a bubbly pink concoction out of a thin tall wine glass while wearing satin red robe while my 4 ft boa constrictor balances on my shoulders: I don’t take things strangers say on the internet personally. And I’m also a witch.