My Girlfriend Made Me get A Tumblr

My name is Skylar. He-him pronouns please

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[pukicho]

Pukicho how did you get a gf, this shit is hard

I honestly don't know. All I did was be handsome, charismatic, funny, talented, rich and nice and it sorta just worked out

[fearmypotatoes-deactivated20240]

don’t forget humble!

[pukicho]

I am not humble. I am extremely arrogant and I love War

[grubgirlfins]

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

[flebus]

being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

[pukicho]

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

[startorialist]

I officially bow down to the artists working at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL). Also, thanks to NASA for recognizing and celebrating the power of art like this. 

These STUNNING posters can all be downloaded directly from JPL (in hi-res). And their mere existence is reason enough for a new Wednesday theme: World Tour Wednesday. 

Stay tuned for some more awesome posters that are out of this world* and worth touring

- Summer

*too easy?

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

[madnessofmen]

fungible should mean you can turn it into a mushroom

[carcinized]

the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[brine-pool-body]

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

[mindofthemage]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

We definitely need more beargirls tbh

[spookystovetop]

Bitch

First time I log back in, five years, and this is the greeting I get

[the-real-eye-to-see]

She had the green light. He ran the red. 

Everyone knows this, but media still tries to shift the blame to a black woman

[thatdiva]

I’m confused. Everything I see says the police faulted her for the accident. Now, we do know the police lie.

[thatdiva]

UPDATE: When this story broke, all the news I saw said Venus was “at fault” for the accident, citing this finding based on police reports. Now, TODAY, July 7, it is officially announced she WAS NOT at fault, and they have video to prove it. So they made a fault determination far too soon, without the facts, and had her ostracized. Her innocence in this won’t spread the same, and there will be so many people who think she is responsible for a death. This is so fucked up.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/2017/07/07/venus-williams-found-not-fault-fatal-crash/460618001/

Called it right on the police lying.

[bitterblackbitch]

The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine

ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus. 

Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else. 

[vivaciousvarlot-deactivated2017]

“i don’t buy anything with gmos,” said the woman walking her purebred pug

[34896723906720394687-deactivate]

look don’t be against GMOs be against PATENTING GENES and PURPOSELY DESIGNING CROPS TO BE STERILE SO FARMERS HAVE TO KEEP BUYING SEEDS.

[space-faring-kissboy]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[wilwheaton]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST: “look don’t be against GMOs be against PATENTING GENES and PURPOSELY DESIGNING CROPS TO BE STERILE SO FARMERS HAVE TO KEEP BUYING SEEDS.”