the crackers were probably bad luck anyway

hi i'm eli ((fairy/douchebag/washingtonian)) (they/them) background from sketchinthoughts!

[shouldnt]

[argumate]

strange that the answer to what’s in your pants is never just “legs”.

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[lustik]

Art by Yinyue Duzii.

[mistkindred-deactivated20200614]

“Three crow girls plot the destruction of the world.” Kat Philbin

[dotwav]

[thisisalsoyou]

post-first-workout

[dsu2014]

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

[wgtow]

🤔

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Also:

*make literal websites that are nothing but a page with numbers counting down the years, months, weeks, days, hours, seconds, until an actress/model/singer turns 18…*

*…then instantly start making vile, graphic comments detailing all the sexual things they want to do to her, as if they weren’t saying those things already*

*vehemently defend men like Drake for grooming and preying on underage girls*

*treat dating older women as a fetish/weird kink/taboo, but find it completely normal when grown ass men date girls over ten years younger than them*

*call underage girls “jailbait” to deflect all blame off men onto the girls*

*desperately defend themselves by insisting men have evolved to be biologically attracted to young, hairless women because youth=fertility, despite the fact that only prepubescent girls are hairless, meaning hairless=not yet capable of becoming pregnant. Not to mention the fact that one of the leading causes of death (maybe THE leading cause of death, though I can’t remember the specifics) of girls age 15-19 is childbirth, meaning young girls are clearly NOT meant to have children*

*refuse to tell their friends that they’re being predatory to underage girls yet scream at any woman who’ll listen that “nOt AlL mEn ArE lIkE tHaT!!!¡!¡¡!!¡!”*

[remadeagain]

marina making oh no!: brb i’m about to be the voice of god for these 13 year olds lol

[pollyguo]

More rat comics

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

[forthehungryboy]

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness

[veryfunnymemes]

[blackberryshawty]

Y’all old

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

And?

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

Food Network Gothic

• You must beat Bobby Flay. He could be anywhere. Under your bed, in your car, standing right behind your door. He’s biding his time. But when he reveals himself, you Must. Beat. Him. • The Wontons, long forgotten, haunt your every waking moment. Sometimes you wake up at night to the faint sound of bubbling oil. • Nobody really leaves Flavor Town. • Iron Chef. Titanium Chef. Diamond Chef. Carbon Fiber Chef. • In every dark space, you see the glowing outline of Alton Brown’s grin. You can’t tell what his intentions are. • The Chairman somersaults through your dreams, cackling.

[nietp]

i wish some people would realise that *destroying the nuclear family* means the liberation of woman as a class, the destruction of heterosexuality as the material base for the categories of gender, communal parenting, decentering romantic relationships as the only space for happiness, freedom, and spontaneity, etc… and not like……. being part of a fucking polycule and pressuring people who want to be monogamous into having sex they’re not comfortable with

[thyrell]

some of yall really need to learn how to pick up heavy equipment

[thyrell]

when lifting heavy objects always bend at the knees, never at the back. let your legs do the work to avoid hypertension

[thyrell]

straight people can reblog this