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This would MAYBE make me like pasta. Maybe!!!

no offense but not liking pasta is a red flag

i have a little egg plushie called Muna because that is egg in Finnish (a dumb language) and i was scrolling on my dash and i happened across E V I L M U N A

#shitpost #eggmeme #muna #finnish #really finnish is a stupid language #hyväsuomi #or whatever #any finnish speakers feel free to slide into my dms and help me learn #i beg it is very difficult

enameledcoppergirl

Your network is your net worth! You should always be looking out for:

More cursed artifacts for your lair

More lizard thralls

More coloured pebbles

More ancient sex manuals

More forbidden alchemical techniques

#shitpost

i-am-a-fish

no funny posts today. this ones serious, and pretty scary. any volunteers

whoop-de-fuking-do

me

i-am-a-fish

cock EXPLODE!

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i-give-olms-to-people

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illusionarypaintedskele

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silentsampler

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official-olm-posts

YEAHJHJJHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHH YEAH YEAHHHHH

#shitpost

dreidelsanddragons

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

spoonposting

onetime i watched a dude try and fit a chip like this big into his mouth without breaking it and he dislocated his jaw fully and i had to take him to the er and tell the er staff that he needs medical intervention because of Big Potato Chip

#shitpost #im so fucking for real #they didnt even believe me #he asked the accounting lady if he could get a sticker but his jaw was dislocated so she just laughed and walked away

ksdhgfjsdkhgaklsdjfh

in a moment, everything can change

gawayne

the creature..

#sillyposting #catposting

depsidase

#ih

beardedmrbean

time to throw the whole man out

inbabylontheywept

this is mormon gender. Woman (tm) is when you make nightmarish creatures out of gelatin, pistachio, pickle, and cream, while Man (tm) is when you eat nightmarish creatures made out of gelatin, pistachio, pickle and cream. in endless conflict. like so.