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since tiktok is gone I'm reverting back to 2012

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

[gaytransgenderwizard]

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

[thegreenlands]

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

[hyperfi]

Badlands Rumble is actually a fanfic written by Vash.

[raepliica]

one of these nights

[zeearts]

this was funny to me ok please don't come for me

[cherboxishere]

Buzzfeed Unsolved but it’s actually Vashwood because they’re the fucking same people

[nanviart]

Suffering Builds Character…

[griancraft]

Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long

[nyxacrnana-deactivated20240227]

now they’re just drawing sans and reigen making out we’ve evolved

[spicymochi]

banana cockatiel

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[stepping-on-the-beach]

Headcanon that Diluc has that Older Sibling Thing where he just…constantly forgets Kaeya is a full grown man and not the small, shy kid he was before. Like imagine when he first finds out Kaeya is Calvary Captain and he says “how is that possible? He’s, like, 11.”

[toastbutteregg]

[momy9775]

Finally kaeya is the trumpet boy

[baizhusconcubine]

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #42

Y/n: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Diluc: Kaeya is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Y/n.

Kaeya: I feel like Y/n is the more responsible one of us two though.

Y/n: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Kaeya: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

[isabellasuna]

Diluc: *accidentally brushes his hand on Kaeya’s when he reaches into the crayon box*

Kaeya: HELP ME FATHER, HE’S HURTING ME!

Crepus: *from downstairs* WHAT—

Diluc: NO I’M NOT—

Kaeya: *falls over on his back, shrieking* MY LITTLE CHILD BONES

[tinypaint]

he's open for business

patreon || instagram || twitch

[saturniidd-moved-deactivated202]

@multifandomsoup @gayfrogcoven

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[susiephone]

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare