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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life
change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok
k hold on
where are my parents
they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder
i forget itunes keeps track of how many times you play a song fucking christ
it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related
this is how it feels to shoot metal balls at orange and blue and sometimes green and sometimes pink balls
transfem who’s a little confused why all of her transfem friends immediately obey her whenever she asks a favor only to realize with horror that she’s become the collectively assigned princess of the group.
...oh no
...as if you somehow didn't know already?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT BUT NOW REALISE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THINGS AND??????
that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry
this is for a part-time job as a barista
on an application to work the front desk of a hotel
If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.
Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?
Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?
Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized
I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.