Don’t Worry We Shall Have Wonderful Dreams,

And when we wake up it’ll be spring

[02nd]

girl what the fuck is this

[02nd]

no, I get it

[anneemay]

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[theearlofsandwich]

[cabbagegunk]

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

[cabbagegunk]

beefcake craig

[cabbagegunk]

delightful news everypony

[postdespair]

it genuinely is about the he said she said bullshit

[1stprototype]

Who up greasing they xeno?

[ft-rj]

[sunshineslut]

[mousenemy]

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy

[mental-breakdown-machine]

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

[webboygirl]

sorry what

[communistkenobi]

[egberts]

where is garth brooks alter ego chris gaines when the world needs him most

[egberts]

how could you guys lets this incredibly specific and niche joke flop... it's like nobody wants to reblog anything about country singer garth brooks having an alter ego named chris gaines anymore

[egberts]

oh my god a mere 3 weeks later....

[ashe-the-acorn]

Oh shit this is real

[egberts]

why would i lie about something this serious

[c3rvida3]

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BEANS TO GET MY PACKAGE DELIVERED FASTER.

[c3rvida3]

*BEAMS

[c3rvida3]

EVERYBODY USE YOUR PSYCHIC BE NICE TO ME.

[aimseytv]

hey everyone i am going for a quick sleep! can you look after my ice cream while i’m gone? thanks!

[snufkinsalt]

[aimseytv]

what the fuck

[roseverdict]

op didn't tell us to watch the cone, rookie mistake

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Could Doofenshmirtz Kill Macbeth

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2023

[jovialgnomejpeg]

dude show some cum passion :/

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[cungadero]

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

[harrypotterfuryroad]

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

[cungadero]

harry potter blog.

[pfaugh]

I don’t love the update, but the timestamps do add a dimension to this

spoilers.