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[just-shower-thoughts]

While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there.

[wrenchswango]

you’re a mean one…. mr. Binch…..

[spxcialagent-blog]

me: finally I have the chance to name a mountain in my fantasy series and I will learn from the mistakes of the masters and not call this thing Mt Doom

me for the next 78 hours: (can conceive nothing but the words Mt Doom)

[stfukatie]

Things that weirded me out as an Asian kid going to an American friend's house for the first time

Wearing shoes in the house

Friends arguing or bargaining with their parents

Small bags of rice

Talking to adults on a first name basis

Hamburger Helper

[targent]

my star wars oc: c4po

like c3po but made entirely of c4

[sokovia]

but why is there an idea that romantic love somehow invalidates friendship? are u guys not friends with the people you’re in love with?

[acidalchemixer-deactivated20240]

I swear someone could go stranded on a desert island and have their hair naturally dread up and they would STILL consider it cultural appropriation

[bornabitch-allthedaysandnights]

This post proves the point of why nonblack people shouldn’t ‘dread’ their hair.

Only afrotextured (3c-4c type hair) dreads naturally because of its corkscrew shape.

All other types of hair matt, which is a whole different process where the cuticle of the hair has to be damaged and raised, revealing the inner sticky core of the hair in order for the hair strands to stick to one another. (picture for example here)

Obviously, these 2 things are not the same.

That’s why all it takes for black people to have dreads is a little twisting and some kind of moisturizing product, and a life time commitment to constant maintenance & hygiene. Black people’s dreadlocks are CLEAN.

And why white people do silly shit like back combing, the ‘twist n rip’ method, elmers glue, not washing their hair, and other forms of damage, lack of hygiene and neglect to achieve an imitation of the real thing they consider a ‘low effort’ hairstyle.

Ultimately the non-black people neglecting their hair to imitate dreadlocks are reinforcing the negative stereotypes about black hair that have existed for centuries and led to white people making laws against black people’s natural hair,saying black people’s hair is unprofessional, continue to make rules against natural black hair, fire black people for their for their natural hair, threatened black people with expulsion for their natural hair,assaulted black people for their hair etc

[mariopowertennis]

11:54 PM I place my order

11:27 PM Dark Amazon receives my order twenty seven minutes in the past and immediately dispatches it to my home

[crimelords]

my first attempt at woodburning I would like to thank dril for the inspiration

[notcuddles]

I can’t wait to live in a future where this quote is as ubiquitous and misattributed and misunderstood as many classic Shakespearean lines and other historical quotes.  I’m genuinely looking forward to that. 

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

[vaninnavaninni]

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[falsedetective]

ascetic blog. no photos. sending anon hate to food and porn blogs. tips and tricks for self-flagellation. passages from the spiritual exercises of st. ignatius of loyola

[slimetony]

Oh good. thanks

[slimetony]

uh oh

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

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[hello-spaceb0y]

wearing black doesn’t make you a goth

you need to have sacked rome at least twice

[splendidjamesblog]

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated.

[tchellig]

Um, no. At four little pecks a second, it’d be just over four minutes. If you took your time about placing them, and were a little more careful, you could still probably manage at least two a second and manage a lot a variety in placement, which would mean about eight minutes of cute-as-shit forehead kisses and neck-kisses and shoulder-kisses and back-of-hand-kisses.

A thousand kisses is a little excessive, but actually very doable.

[help-mywife]

Ty systems engineer side of tumblr you’ve saved my marriage.

[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

[lucalrio-deactivated20150405]

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes