lolwut

Tis only for the lulz

[kryptoniangradegains-deactivate]

Army ranks explained master-post. 

It’s so true…it hurts. 

[nod-goblin-nico]

Oldest fucking LT I’ve ever seen…

[faat-pandaa]

This is perfect. And I hope to one day join the ranks.of warrant officers, seems to suit me perfectly lolol

[naturalphotos]

Washington, DC (c) 2013

[sqrtofpitimesi]

My wonderful fiance, Miss Gallium (She knows her breast is visible and I am posting this pic on my tumblr with her full and informed consent, the only conditional was that I removed the red eye before doing so.) and I at Slack's in Toronto's gay village a few nights ago, to see our fav local DJ, DJ Quinces, spinning.

Yes, my hair is blue, and yes, that is Schrodinger's equation drawn in eye liner on my face.

We had soooo much fun!

[akautomatics]

Sweet tat I saw at Crews last night

[sqrtofpitimesi]

And we saw him again there last night! He's hot, and I actually wanna talk to him, cause I remember he was an Afghan vet, for all I know, he may of served along side me in combat.

[georgetakei]

[sqrtofpitimesi]

Yes, because they're MHC compatible.

[buzzfeedceleb]

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

[idiotsonfb]

[goddess-scarlette]

this is actually disgusting.

[randomhumbug-deactivated2018090]

Saw “THIS”?! They immediately dehumanized this woman and then further dehumanized her by stating they would rape her. Every one of these males. Rape was the first thing that came to mind. This is beyond disgusting.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Go on. Tell me rape culture isn’t real. Tell me how “Everyone knows rape is wrong.”

[queenmerbabe-deactivated2016032]

Go on. Tell me again about how that male sexual entitlement over women’s bodies isn’t so much of an issue I’m sexist if I dare generalize men.

Tell me.

I fucking dare you.

[kev-n]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. This is so beyond fucked up on so many different levels. I hate people… SO fucking much.

[6ftsnowman]

I’d get her a blanket and a glass of water… Is that the wrong answer? Was this a test?

[sonic-thespacehog-blog]

That’s ‘cause you’re a good kid.^ 

But WOW. Just when you thought Facebook could not possibly get more disgusting. Just, holy fucking shit, dude. What is wrong with people?!

[sqrtofpitimesi]

Probably start by assessing her,airway and breathing. and circulation  plus consciousness.If she was not breathing, breathing irregularly, or had absent or weak/irregular pulse, begin immediate life support measures and phone 911. If she was obunted/altered state of consciousness  I'd attempt to rouse her and get more information about what was happening, and depending on her answers/my assessment, either phone 911 or simply keep watch over her and monitor her ABC's regularly until she conscious and aware or bring her to the hospital via a non-emergency route like a taxi. then take her home. If she was just asleep, I'd like "uuh, who are you and why are you in my bed? How did you get in here?" If she seemed like she broke and entered for the purposes of theft or etc, I'd place her into custody and phone the civilian police to come get her. If she was let in by someone or had a good reason to be in my bedroom, I'd just try to make her comfortable and if she was in distress, provide all reasonable assistance to her.

Is that so bad? 

<I'm male, FYI>

[macabresunrises-blog]

[sqrtofpitimesi]

derpet:

[blindspotsandsunshine-deactivat]

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

[thegreigan]

DO IT DO IT DO IT.

[4gifs]

[guceubcuesu]

Fuck the popo

[starsandbars3]

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

[wildambz]

WHAT OMG

[collid3r-blog]

re-watched this so many times

[2nd--sucks-deactivated20130307]

Holy butts

[wellthatsathing]

Jesus took the wheel.

[spacecreator-deactivated2013051]

JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL

[brutereason]

If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not. If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t. If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are. If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”. If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends. Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.

A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)

[junkoandmukuro-hasmoved-blo-blog]

[lacigreen]

CIRCUIT MALFUNCTION

[sqrtofpitimesi]

"Oh Vey"  You got some Jism on my Yamuka!

[menophilia-deactivated20110327]

[yan-wo]

Tillier Thierry

[sqrtofpitimesi]

mmm, IRL tentacle sex.

[imagineatoms]

[sundaysundya]

[mal-luck]

[trashedsoul-blog]

me and my future girlfriend

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

[sqrtofpitimesi]

best endless .gif ever.

lolol, kittens are ridiculous