*insert clever and witty blog title*

I blog things that make me laugh. I'm a college sophomore so I basically do this to distract me from things I should actually be doing. Follow me, or not. The choice is yours. And here at tumblr.com we always make the right choice.

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[hannbl]

[huffylemon]

[inchwormy]

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

[vulgarette]

would you fuck the mailman for mail

[cowboy]

Are you not supposed to

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[campyvillain]

collecting these like marbles

[rnysterydisease]

[gaymoji-deactivated20160831]

Rihanna and Courage the Cowardly Dog out and about in NYC

[faeparrish]

i wish i was as cool as her..

[faeparrish]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[myqueerdear]

Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW  CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-

[brucebocchi]

a conversation i saw on twitter about statues worth keeping reminded me of what is easily one of my favorites.

this is outside of the university of maryland’s student union building, a bench with a statue of one of UMd’s most universally beloved alumni, jim henson, conversing with kermit. people (usually incoming freshmen) will sit down next to them and have their picture taken. it’s one of the most pure and beautiful things on this earth.

[brucebocchi]

this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite.

[thundergrace]

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

[egberts]

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

[ferretteeth]