[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro? 😤

[notgreengardens]

no matter what will happen tomorrow, nothing can recreate the feeling of being dead inside for months because of the lockdown and then completely on edge for days because of the presidential election, only to wake up to a text message that says “babe wake up, destiel is canon” and be hit by the fake news that putin is stepping down only seconds afterwards, like how are you supposed to recreate that feeling, how are you supposed to experience a mass hysteria like putindestielelection day ever again, I hope nothing will ever make me feel that way again but I will cherish that day for the rest of my life

[00807x]

[thebiglesbian]

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but a spinoff version called Butch Pal for the Straight Gal. Where a bunch of lesbians show up and teach you basic home maintenance skills, show you how to build things, what to shop for at places like Home Depot, nail care, and setting higher standards for your dating partners.

[thebiglesbian]

It’s happening y’all! 👭

Less than 25% left to fully fund it! Click here to help fund and support Butch Pal for the Straight Gal! And to those that already have, thank you.

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[fangirlinpod]

Fanfic of the Week

Here’s a link to this week’s pick, “Have Love, Will Travel” by the talented @squeemonster

https://archiveofourown.org/works/565455/chapters/1011747

[squeemonster]

Thank youuuu! <3

[cxstieldean]

It’s the weirdest thing, I’ve read so much destiel fanfic, I confuse reality with canon lmao just the other day I thought Dean gave a mixtape in canon

[deaneatscake]

Yeah or one time I actually thought Cas had said I love you to Dean on his deathbed… silly me 

[rosewhipped22]

For the longest time I could’ve sworn there was an episode where Dean only had hours to live and his one objective was to see Cas before he ran out of time.  I wanna say they sat in the backseat of a car together?

[aoitrinity]

Oh man, and I was convinced there was this time when this angel called Dean Cas’s “human weakness” and paralleled Dean with this lady he had been obsessively in love with. Damn, it must have been a really solid fic. I wish I could remember the name though…

[deans-top-13-zepp-traxx]

I read this one angsty fic where Cas was killed in battle and while Sam ran off to deal with the aftermath, Dean just collapsed next to Cas’ body because he couldn’t remember how to function. But don’t worry, I’m sure the author is just exaggerating their totally platonic dude bro relationship. It’s not like the show would ever ACTUALLY do that. I think it was titled “All Along the Watchtower” by AO3 user Andrew_Dabb if you guys are interested.

[wherethewildthingswerent-deacti]

Remember that really cute one where they were married husbands and bickered the entire fic and Sam was awkwardly caught in the middle of their domestic feud, but in the end Dean apologized and let Cas know he wasn’t really mad at him, he was just worried. So funny and sweet!

[arandomindividual]

Omg yeah! I remember that fic! That was such a good one! And the other fics too!

Huh, wasn’t there this one fic where this random old lady who helped with the case that Sam and Dean were in told Dean that…hm, that I think she said that after all the years she was on the road was when somebody was pining over for somebody else? I think she kinda pointed at Dean at the end, and Dean denied it and acted confused by that, but then she was all hippie and grandmotherly-like with her telling Dean to “follow his heart”? And Dean was just pining over Cas and worrying over him ‘cause he was possessed by Lucifer despite the fact that he was attached to the Darkness, I think? Yeah, man, that was such a good fic, ‘cause not only it had good characterization, but there were so many parallels and dialogue like man, wow. I don’t think the show would ever do the that, cuz like ‘no homo’ but yeah, man, I wanted that to happen so badly!

[obsessionisaperfume]

What about the one where Dean thought Cas was dead or something and kept seeing him, like Sam did with Jess after she died! And then he finds out Cas isn’t really dead, but he’s escaped from IDK, prison or somewhere, and he’s all filthy and shaggy. I STG the bit where Dean first sees him all cleaned up was SO HOT, HOLY SHIT, even though Cas was in his trenchcoat and suit jacket and you couldn’t see anything. *sigh* They’d NEVER give us anything like that in canon, dammit.

[mamawantswinchesters]

I could SWEAR I read a fic that had Dean and Cas sitting at a table, right before they were gonna go out to face some big bad of some kind (an archangel, maybe?), and Dean used his best pick up line on Cas… but Dean also said something about Bert and Ernie being gay and Cas wouldn’t die a virgin… geez what was the name of that fic again?

[asexualcas]

oh there was one i read, i can’t remember the name off the top of my head, but the angels realized how strong dean and cas’s bond is and made cas kill thousands of deans so he would be broken enough to fight as an angel again… but even with all that training, he couldn’t kill the real dean. in fact, dean is who broke the connection!! i wish they could do something like that in canon

[stardustsam-deactivated20201203]

There’s this real cool one too where Cas had been gone for like way too long and everyone thought he was dead for good, but then as fate would have it Dean met him casually but Cas had lost his memories or smth, he was like living a whole other life lol so he didn’t know who he is and Dean plays along til a friend of them, prolly Meg, snaps Cas out of it and Dean returns him his old trenchcoat (bc yes he kept it can u believe it!!!!) and then says smth like “part of me always believed you’d come back” askfjsgh but sure yeah that’d never make it to the actual show *sighs*

[dimples-of-discontent]

There was also that AU where Cas is a cashier at the Gas ‘n’ Sip and Dean is his former roommate who threw him out when he fell on hard times because their other dick roommate insisted it was Cas or Dean, but now Dean feels terrible about it so he goes to visit Cas and just see how he’s doing and stares wistfully at him bagging groceries through the window until he finally manages to get up the nerve to talk to him and goes in with this HUGE grin on his face and reminds him of the good times they had together…but THEN he finds out that Cas has a date with someone who isn’t him so he tries to help him dress to impress (mainly by unbuttoning his shirt) all while doing some more wistful staring…until later that night, once Cas’s date goes horribly, Dean picks him up again and they drive off into the night and spend it together. I don’t remember the title but the username was bobo_loves_cas.

[mittensmorgul]

OH gosh, I remember that one where Dean had lost all will to live but then Cas came back from the dead and Dean was overjoyed that Jack found a case that was tangentially related to cowboys so he had a perfect excuse to get newly-resurrected Cas to wear a cowboy hat and play Texas Rangers with him while they investigated. Cas was quoting Tombstone and Dean was going all blushy and struggling to maintain his composure, and Cas also discussed Dean’s sleeping habits and made him coffee. we need to get some quality fluff like this in canon.

[7faerielights]

Oh I remember this really good one where Dean was taking confession and he told the priest all about how there were feelings and people he wanted to experience differently. That was a good one.

[squeemonster]

Fact: Castiel was the first person to say "I love you" in all of the 12 seasons of Supernatural

Fun fact: As soon as he said it, the camera cuts to Dean

[squeemonster]

My Misha photo op from Nashcon! Adorable dandelion was made and sold by @houseofdarkly Please don't remove the watermark, and please give credit.

[pineandthistle]

Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34.

Stanley Almodovar III, 23.

Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo, 20.

Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22.

Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36.

Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz, 22.

Luis S. Vielma, 22.

Kimberly Morris, 37.

Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30.

Darryl Roman Burt II, 29.

Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32.

Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21.

Anthony Luis Laureanodisla, 25.

Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35.

Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez, 50.

Amanda Alvear, 25.

Martin Benitez Torres, 33.

Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37.

Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26.

Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado, 35.

Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez, 25.

Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez, 31.

Oscar A. Aracena-Montero, 26.

Enrique L. Rios, Jr., 25 years old.

Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 years old.

Javier Jorge-Reyes, 40 years old.

Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32 years old

Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 years old

Cory James Connell, 21 years old

Juan P. Rivera Velazquez, 37 years old

Luis Daniel Conde, 39 years old

Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33 years old

Juan Chevez-Martinez, 25 years old

Jerald Arthur Wright, 31

Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25

Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25

Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega, 24

Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27

Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33

Brenda Lee Marquez McCool, 49

Yilmary Rodriguez Sulivan, 24

Christopher Andrew Leinonen, 32

Angel L. Candelario-Padro, 28

Frank Hernandez, 27

Paul Terrell Henry, 41

You will not be forgotten. 

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read

[lovekia13]

Nigga what how is he your boss being this stupid

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

In his defense, our sexual education programs are absolutely fucking horrible. He’s not stupid, he’s just uninformed and uneducated on the subject due to lack of a solid sexual education program (which, YES, covers way more than just sex, it covers male and female reproductive health, and all that comes with that).

[freckledwings]

@god: thank you for cockles. we are truly blessed.

[zatnikatel]

For the record: I have asked this writer to remove my words from the summary at the top of her fic. She has (so far) refused to do so.

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[squeemonster]

Tag 20 Followers You Want To Know Better

tagged by the hussy @glossywhit

rules: tag 20 followers you want to know better

name: Monnie

nickname: Squee (fandom people obvs), Mon, Monster

star sign: scorpio

gender: female

height: five sixish

favorite colors: Green, lavender, orange

time right now: suppertime

average hours of sleep: between 7-9 hours, depending on if I have to work the next day. I loathe getting up early for work, but most days I have to wake up around 5:30am.

lucky numbers: numbers can be lucky? :(

last thing I googled: best cloth for hand embroidery, and winged dick images

number of blankets I sleep with: One sheet, one quilt, one super soft blanket. I keep my house cold enough at night so that I can use all 3 at all times. Plus my sheets are that super soft and silky kind that stay cool. I can’t sleep if I’m hot, and I MUST sleep bc insomnia is one of my greatest fears.

favorite fictional characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Buffy Summers, Spike, Wesley Wyndam Pryce, Boyd Crowder, Raylan Givens, Jamal Lyons, Kara Thrace, Will Graham, Joan Watson, Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins… so many more but I’ll stop there

favorite books: Memoirs of a Geisha, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Country Life, Pride & Prejudice, The Vintner’s Luck

favorite bands/musicians: Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Mumford & Sons, I’ve been really digging Elle King lately…I like a whole bunch of music, but when asked I can never remember anything, much like with favorite fictional characters and favorite books I had to google best of lists to refresh my memory. Getting old with a brain that’s done too many drugs sucks, kids.

dream job: one where I don’t have to interact with a lot of people? Writer, I guess. Also computer programmer. Also doer of nothing. Is sleeping a job?

what am I wearing right now: pajama pants with owls on them, black t-shirt, fuschia sweatshirt. Friday night party outfit.

when did you create your blog: "Create” is a strong word….I like to think it just spontaneously came into being late one night as the ether gathered its wits round the fog-soaked moors betwixt the rolling hills of the Tennessee Valley, but okay, whatevs

current amount of followers: I haven’t checked but I hope it’s not a lot because I hate disappointing people

what do you post about: the only time I ever post anything original is when I’m posting fic, so I rarely ever post anything. If I’m reblogging it could be anything that strikes my fancy, usually something cute or funny or destiel related. Or porn. I love me some nasty, curdle-your-loins guy-on-guy action.

do you have any other blogs: I can’t even work this one

when did your blog reach its “peak” it has yet to find such glory

who is your most active follower: I don’t know what you mean I don’t know who works out or not

what made you decide to get a tumblr: I was told to be a fangirl I must tumble for it

do you get asks on a daily basis: If I did I’d probably run away because that’s too much commitment

why did you choose your url: because I am squeemonster

I’m not tagging anyone because that would require more effort than I can put forth at this time, but if you wanna, you do you

[squeemonster]

Hello. Suburban war is translated in french on a fanfiction website. I don't know if you are aware of this!

Yes, I got a notification from AO3 that it’s been translated and was listed as “inspiration.” The person translating and posting it did list me as the author and linked back to my original posting of it, so I think I’m okay with it. Unfortunately I don’t speak French so I don’t know how accurate the translation is, but I’m flattered and honored all the same that someone would go to that much trouble for something I wrote. :)

Thanks so much for notifying me about it! <333

[squeemonster]

Hey you! Yeah, you! I love your writing! I love your kiss scenes! Your sex scenes! I love because it has hesitation but so much *want* at the same time. I never read something like that in other fanfic. It's wonderful! I pray the gods everyday to be lucky enought to read a new scene like this, written by you. Hu.

Awww, thank you so much for your kind words! I think about new fic to write every day, it’s just a matter of finding the time and the will power to do it. Hopefully I’ll be posting more stuff sometime this year. <3

[squeemonster]

Fic:  Zombie Texting Love Sick Thing

Title:  Zombie Texting Love Sick Thing

Author:  Squeemonster

Pairing:  Destiel

Word Count:  20,229

Rating:  PG-13

Summary:  It begins with a wedding, a text, and a whole lot of zombies. It ends with a cat, the flu, and a better-late-than-never kiss.

Disclaimer:  No actual zombies, dead or more dead, were hurt in the making of this story.

Link to AO3