🤔

[squibbs24]

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[furrybubble]

The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 21st of january, 2016.

[mac-mcdonald]

Legends Only

[baconnnnnnn]

idk looks fine to me

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

[c0rpseductor]

I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!! 

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther

[c0rpseductor]

i thought he was funny your honor

[parakeet]

[vanwizard]

not to post dr who on main but matt smith really knew how to deliver a fucking monologue huh

[vanwizard]

twink doctor who matt smith, standing in front of a giant cgi sun while a bunch of aliens sing some fucking nonsense in the background: that’s what i’ll do..,,i’ll tell u a story

my emotionally fragile gay ass, already on the verge of tears:

[noirohiovtg]

Here until further notice 💭 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOThxejnIb/?igshid=1i5sgfsbg7y6b

[owiez]

JOE IS BIDEN ?

[owiez]

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

[stupid-dyke]

[clintbartons]

[sadclowncentral]

yes 2020 sucks in so many ways but at least I am not a 14 year old repressed "ally" anymore who's only hope for gay representation is a fantasy dudebro show on the cw that doesn't pass the bechdel test until five seasons in

[meridianowl]

wait it passes the bechdel test at some point?

[sadclowncentral]

two women talked before they died in an explosion. another win for feminism

[collapsedsquid]

[ancientcitystyle]

please this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[littlealienproducts]

Gnome Cat Ring Cone by ChikoCraft

[goldduststevie]

Stevie on stage at the Cal Jam II festival in Ontario - 1978.

[aluacrescente-deactivated202304]

Robert Plant photographed by Neal Preston.

[mysharona1987]