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China Buys Google for $1 Trillion
In an unexpected event, the company that was started with the help of the United States Government was sold to China. Alphabet (Google) set a record for being the first company to be sold with four commas in the dollar amount. 1,000,000,000,000.00 US Dollars or 6,828,000,000,000.00 Chinese Yuan ...
http://squibnews.com/2018/03/02/change-siris-voice-from-female-to-male-get-better-directions/
Change Siri’s Voice from Female to Male, Get Better Directions
Apple releases the secret to trouble-shooting its Maps App. Simply changing Siri’s female voice to a male voice enables better driving directions. With a male voice guiding you, arrive at your destination faster, avoid traffic, and never make another u-turn again. However, if you’re looking fo...
http://squibnews.com/2018/01/24/hipster-donates-penis-to-transgender/
Hipster Donates Penis to Transgender
In the ultimate counter culture move do date, a young man with a man bun and beard decides to donate his penis to a woman that wants to be a man. Tristofer Shemp said in a news interview that he, “just wants to be different,” but hoped others would follow his lead and help others in need. Tri...
http://squibnews.com/2017/08/22/neo-nazi-radicals-change-name-to-wlm-white-lives-matter/
Neo-Nazi Radicals Change Name to #WLM (White Lives Matter)
A neo-Nazi radical group has adopted the name White Lives Matter (#WLM) due to excessive amounts of negative press. They are hoping the new name will force the news media, Black Lives Matter (#BLM) and Antifa groups to show them the same level of respect the Black Lives Matter group received...
http://squibnews.com/2017/08/21/apple-invents-amazon-echo-will-cost-twice-as-much/
Apple Invents Amazon Echo, Will Cost Twice as Much
Apple announced at its annual WWDC that it will be selling the Amazon Echo with an Apple Logo. It will do the same thing as the Amazon Echo but cost twice as much. Apple seems to be out of new ideas and behind the curve of new innovative products. Since the iPad, Apple hasn’t made a new...
http://squibnews.com/2017/08/19/slave-owners-on-us-currency-will-be-replaced/
Slave Owners On US Currency Will be Replaced
Out of the 11 most common currencies used in the US today, 8 have a slave owner on them. Outraged citizens call for a boycott on all denominations with a slave owner pictured on it. “We will only use the Penny, Dime and 5 dollar bill until these faces are erased,” said a spokesperson for the...
http://squibnews.com/2017/08/19/solar-eclipse-footaged-leaked-early-from-nasa/
Solar Eclipse Footaged Leaked Early From NASA
Solar Eclipse footage was leaked to conspiracy websites just days before the so called “Solar Eclipse 2017” was even to occur. A slap in the face for NASA who has long been accused of faking the moon landing and other space footage. Flat earthers rejoice at the public proof that NASA is all...
http://squibnews.com/2017/05/17/intoxicated-man-does-his-taxes-gets-4-million-refund/
Intoxicated Man Does His Taxes, Gets $4 Million Refund
In a huge win for the IRS and the American public, a fully intoxicated man reportedly took the extreme step and finally did his taxes, thanks to his generosity he even received $4 million in refunds. The man is a Wall Street magnate who has successfully run and covered up two Ponzi schemes had...
http://squibnews.com/2017/05/12/thanks-to-the-snow-storm-family-spends-2-days-together-at-home-for-the-1st-time-in-10-yrs/
Thanks to the Snow Storm, Family Spends Two Days Together at Home for the 1st Time in 10 Years
In a positive coming out of the snow storm which completely riddled life in parts of the country, a family managed to spend two days together at a stretch for the first time in 10 yrs after being unable to leave home. This has proved to be a great bonding experience for the whole family which...
http://squibnews.com/2017/05/03/the-dr-pat-reality-tv-show-is-definitely-a-scam/
The ‘Dr Pat’ Reality TV Show is Definitely A Scam
Last year, I starred as a participant in the ‘Dr. Pat’ reality TV show. As you’re all aware by now, Dr. Pat is a rather uncharismatic medical guy who drones on and on about our pet ailments and how we need his extra-special prescriptions, and only these, in order to return to a permanent clean...
http://squibnews.com/2017/04/21/adam-carolla-voted-worst-smelling-rich-white-guy/
Adam Carolla Voted Worst Smelling Rich White Guy
Adam Carolla will not shut up about how his current wealth is the result of re-wiring himself. He has been lying to us all along. The Ace Man is a rich white guy because he has skipped out on buying soap his entire life. Seriously, the guy strips down to his Tommy John underwear,...
http://squibnews.com/2017/04/18/13-years-since-someone-memorized-a-line-on-snl/
13 Years Since Someone Memorized a Line on SNL
Cue cards are nothing new, but they never used to be so noticeable. Saturday Night Live (SNL) has turned its so-called actors into simple cue card readers. It’s a wonder that anyone watches these “comedians” fumble over reading cards instead of memorizing lines like they used...
http://squibnews.com/2017/04/18/the-tv-show-24-legacy-being-sued-by-fans-for-false-advertising/
The TV Show 24 Legacy Being Sued by Fans for False Advertising
24 Legacy ended its season with a time warp, making the show only 12 hours. Fans of the franchise are outraged. 24 has always been 24 hours and the latest addition was only 12 hours. One outraged fan concluded that it was race-based. He said, “It’s like February, give the black...
http://squibnews.com/2017/04/17/building-houses-out-of-wood-declared-tree-murder/
Building Houses Out of Wood Declared "Tree Murder"
An environmental agency which hasn’t had much to do after protesting against the Dakota Pipeline and filling the whole area with garbage passed a unanimous resolution on Friday to proclaim the act of building houses out of wood as the murder of trees. The members of the environmental...
http://squibnews.com/2017/03/19/kim-kardashian-west-voted-most-beautiful-person-in-the-world/
Kim Kardashian West Voted Most Beautiful Person in the World
Socialite Kim Kardashian West had reason to celebrate today after she was voted Most Beautiful Person in the World by an independent agency of high repute. Several media outlets openly questioned the agency’s decision. During an interview with members of the agency’s awards...
http://squibnews.com/2017/02/16/startup-launches-airbabynb-a-baby-rental-service-for-people/
Startup Launches 'airbabynb': A Baby Rental Service for People
A Silicon Valley startup headquartered 50 miles away from San Fransisco, as they couldn’t afford any property there, yesterday announced the launch of airbabynb, a baby rental service for interested parties and baby aficionados. Inspired by the online home rental platform Airbnb(who...
http://squibnews.com/2017/02/16/startup-launches-air-babyb-a-baby-rental-service-for-people/
Startup Launches 'Air Baby&B': A Baby Rental Service for People
A Silicon Valley startup headquartered 50 miles away from San Fransisco, as they couldn’t afford any property there, yesterday announced the launch of Air Baby&B, a baby rental service for interested parties and baby aficionados. Inspired by the online home rental platform Airbnb(who...