Gods NOT Dead (he just deserves to die)

[best-of-memes]

Anyone else

[astrodidact]

[patatesoyankedi-deactivated2026]

[1dietcokeinacan]

The New Trend……..

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter

[cal3f-deactivated20191206]

i actually came to this site because of onceler incest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re just

gonna say those words huh

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[well-golly]

[shitpostbot5k]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[slavic-studies]

[anchovy-official]

[deejay]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

look

[preppynihilism]

oh

[citymod]

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

[samandriel]

omg she’s like me

[astormlikethis-remaking]

american culture is

i have a structured settlement, and i need cash now! CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

give your child a head start for just PENNIES A DAY!!!!

[astormlikethis-remaking]

more american culture, gathered for your convenience from the notes of this post:

🎶 800-588-2300 e m p i r e ! 🎶 TODAY!

CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK! Its Lots and Lots of TRAINS!

Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to t

(shirley temple voice) ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, MONKEYS AND RABBITS, LOOP DA LOOP

We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum!

STANLEY STEEMER MAKES YOUR HOME CLEANER!

Personal injury lawyer commercials (vary by region)

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

[foxfondue]

The fact that this is entirely references to advertisements is what makes it a true representation of American culture.

[kendyroy]

i can relate to charlie on a spiritual level

[drifter1717-deactivated20210329]

[mynameischalie-deactivated20250]

The Today Show dresses as the Peanuts Gang and it’s the stuff of nightmares

[girl-ritchie]

this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[ariesmoonstone]

IM SO KSKFKAKGKSKKGKSKG

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus like who allowed this

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[realfootage]