i'm just squidding around

he/they

[grossnational]

Ugly Stickers, 1965

[mutant-distraction]

[akiragatr]

Yes YES The horse is out

[united-hairlines]

[adelphicoracle]

BEST TAG EVER:

[deergirlegodeath]

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

[deergirlegodeath]

THE WET BOX

[deergirlegodeath]

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[cipheramnesia]

At last, the blow fish.

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[cipheramnesia]

We getses tagged teamed by the precious hunky orcses boys til we’re wrung out like a soggy dishes rag we does

[cipheramnesia]

Sorry that was uncalled for

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[ahdor]

[walmart-the-official]

enjoy the braaaaain scorpions

[cowbandits]

One of the Kennedys is going to have these next

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[basyacriptid]

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍

[disgustinggf]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[unallegiant-deactivated20240518]

nyoooooooom

[flying-potato2]

[thumpingthellyfish]

[sistemshock]

My dash simulator