I Don’t Wanna Make It

Mackie - 25 - she/her Beastie nation member Sonic fans plz ask me about my midwest au Clown collector Movie enthusiast Dms open !!!!!! Follow me on Letterboxd NOW

[2201]

beastie boys x wolfgang amadeus mozart collab When

[sistemshock]

[t4timekeeper]

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[beachcoma]

[sistemshock]

How Cary Elwes probably feels every time someone on tumblr posts about “needing to fuck that OLD MAN” under a picture of him in Saw (2004), film released over twenty years ago

[sigxx]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[theblackparadeisdead]

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

[sistemshock]

“Did you know John Lennon once signed his name as John McCartney” yeah yeah yeah whatever. Try being a fan of the Beastie Boys. One time they got asked something along the lines of “how do you think the band would change if you were just starting right now and had met online?” And one of the beastie boys responded “like on grindr you mean? I don’t think it would be that different.” With no further explanation or prompting. And the website that hosted this interview deleted it too. So I just have to live with that knowledge alone.

[glowpert]

I LOVE BOOSTERS !

[demonzoro]

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[mattys-marbles]

must he always put his hand there must he

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[thelonghalloween1996]

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault