I am reborn

I am a very unhappy Squidward female, 35, GNC, current FICO score 811

[squidwardqtentaclesrevenge]

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They want to discharge my mom at the end of the week. I don't want to do this anymore I'm so tired.

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I fucking hate fireworks

[r4cs0]

Soon ...

[r4cs0]

ITS TIME

MOTHERFUCKERS

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The hospital wanted to know if I was ok with the idea of my mother going into a nursing home.

And while I really do want her out of my house, nursing homes aren't trustworthy. But I don't make private care facility money and I don't have any other options.

[squidwardqtentaclesrevenge]

The one thing I hate about all this drama with my mother is the number of phone calls that I'm suddenly getting.

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I'm working today, this is going to be the first time in a while that Johanna is going to be by herself.

I wish she was more receptive to having another cat in the house.

[swordsoprano]

@massachusetts-official

[treadingsoftlyincombatboots]

That would slow him down.

[baygeethefirst]

Only if they didn't allow horses in the drive-thru

[squidwardqtentaclesrevenge]

It's starting to sink in that soon that body cam footage from the police is going to make its way to YouTube.

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Hey so Stardew Valley's music sounds like Earthbound's music.

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With the front door having been open for a while today. Every fly in the complex found its way into my house. There's one left and I haven't been able to get him. And Johanna keeps side eyeing me every time I try to smack him.

[officialfist]

He is so happy in his juice box

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

JUICE!

[squidwardqtentaclesrevenge]

Johanna's traumatized, I feel so bad I have to work this weekend she's gonna be all by herself.

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I had to call the police on my mom again. They're taking her to get evaluated, I doubt much of anything will come of it.

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Just did the 2000 meter row in 8:46. Max time is 9:49.

Let's hope I can replicate this on Saturday.

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The other day I set the machine at the fitness center to 70% and still did the row in 9 minutes.

I'm at a loss.

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Bye mom!

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I've been talking shit to Euros for not preparing for summer on tiktok and the algorithm keeps trying to sell me ACs.

We have central air, we'll be fine tiktok.