Cat That Plays The Bass Guitar

(I can’t play the bass guitar) Member of the Gwendy Defense Squad

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[squimblethesilliest]

What a shame it would be indeed

[starcut-sand]

(starts raising his hand before everyone else, just less confident about it than his classmates)

(remembers nearly all of the gibberish password that was told to him in a rush, only forgets the last two characters)

(replicates moves that he's only seen once (yes he also replicated RIPeter's move but I'm not screenshotting that bc it's long and complicated))

(figures out how to immobilize a guy that could escape any enclosure/trap)

(notices something is up/off with Gwen immediately, politely follows her lead and doesn't dig into it)

(continuation of above: realizes she's hiding something about her mission from him, decides to spy on her to figure out what)

(has information the Spider Society doesn't; figures out what the Spot is doing before any of them do)

(action plan made in 0.2 seconds)

(keeps up with what Miguel (a scientist from the future who has at least a year and a half of hands-on experience with the multiverse) is talking about)

(mentally calculates the timing of a giant spinning machine so that he can pass through safely and none of the Spiders can follow him)

(lmaooo you cannot do the same move twice on him, he learns too fast)

(this one speaks for itself. he really did have a plan)

(remembers how to use the Go Home Machine after seeing it be used once)

(immediately figures out why he's in the wrong dimension)

in conclusion, please never say/imply that:

Miles is not on the same academic level as other Spider-nerds

Miles is less capable in fighting/combat than other Spider-people

Miles is not as good at strategy than other Spider-people

Miles is too naive/childish/optimistic to have practical intelligence or pick up on when something bad is going on under the surface

Miles's smaller amount of experience means he is generally less competent/capable than other Spider-people

EVER again ok thank you!!!!

[spideynonsense]

yes.

[squimblethesilliest]

How can people take notice of all of this and still think he’s one of the worst spider-people???

Stuffs wild sometimes

[squimblethesilliest]

New D&D character for a campaign I’m doing! I’m a bit new and nervous but I’m super excited

Just realized the text on the first part is really hard to read, so..

-Chiropteran

-Mage

-lies about being a tabaxi

-wanted by the law for theft

-recovering kelpto

-lack of two eyes because I am lazy

Staff:

-folds up, (somehow) fits easily in bag

-can be wielded like an axe

That’s all thank you :]

[squimblethesilliest]

Had artblock for like 8 months straight and then randomly got motivated and drew my favourite lesbians- and then my artsyle changed halfway through. Regardless, enjoy :3

Already know who’s team I’m on for the grand festival, no question

…now that I’ve done this tho, kinda wanna draw the other idols. I just might

[the-silliestofbillies]

emo pavitr concept art nothing will ever make me hate you

thanks

[squimblethesilliest]

No words just he

[lady-nuggetz]

That's PIMP Gideon.

Don't get it twisted.

[squimblethesilliest]

I’m not quite sure what to say about this but like honestly I felt that

[kurdtkobainish]

Loving Across the Spider Verse isn’t enough I need to live in this movie

[squimblethesilliest]

No tags needed, this is just the realest thing I’ve ever read

[kurdtkobainish]

It’s officially been a year since Across the Spider-Verse released 🕸️

Time really flies 😭

[squimblethesilliest]

THEY GROW UP SO FAST :C ☹️

[squimblethesilliest]

My interest in who???

Right, I forgot, superman, my favourite guy

That’s obviously him right there

Superman

[blackleatherjesster]

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

[squimblethesilliest]

Gwen what

What do you mean

…Gwen?????

[squimblethesilliest]

Malala Windsor appreciation post because I love her but nobody remembered her

[squimblethesilliest]

Who is the April Fool and where can I find them

I JUST wanna talk I promise

[puyopuyopopee]

Me: I think people should ship whatever they want :)) ship characters who have never interacted, ship characters from totally different media, ship characters w ocs or even yourself-

Proshitters: I AGREE!!! And may I add-

Me:

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

I played into it.

It was fun, and stupid, and a passtime.

But now its all I know. Now I’m seen as nothing.

Nothing I do is taken seriously. NONE of you take me seriously! I’ll make you take me seriously! I’ll FUCKING MAKE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME?? I’LL FORCE EVERYONE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

[squimblethesilliest]

Johnathan Ohnn??? That you???

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[squimblethesilliest]

Me when like all of my friends :3

[puyopuyopopee]

This coconut cream pie is soooo good. Reblog if you also like coconut cream pie or if you don’t trust your father