i detect squirrels

Juniper | they/them

[squirrel-detector]

i am the squirrel detector! i inspect posts for the presence of squirrels

mod goes by Juniper and uses they/them pronouns

if i ever reblog something that was ai generated, it was unintentional. please let me know, i do not want ai on my blog!!!!

disclaimer: i am in no way an expert on squirrels. this blog does not claim to be 100% factual. i just think squirrels are cute and i love them with all my heart.

tagging:

#squirrel detector <- used on all posts

#squirrel detected & #no squirrel detected <- used on all inspection posts

#honorary squirrel detected <- used to tag chipmunks and other similar rodents

#juniper takes the mic <- used on all non-inspection posts

[squirrel-detector]

btw im still around i'm just posting with less frequency cause ive decided to not keep a consistent queue and instead reblog stuff whenever i feel like it :P

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨

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squirrel detected!

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

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squirrel detected!

[feldfrog]

One time I got chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes for dinner and the waitress muttered to herself "it's a free a country"

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no squirrel detected

[cimicherrychanga]

hey girl its me. the sensitive feminist boy. i just want to say tha *i am carried away by large birds before i can say anything else*

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no squirrel detected

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

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no squirrel detected

[beardedmrbean]

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no squirrel detected

[thepromiscuousfinger]

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no squirrel detected

[seth-whumps]

i just think blorbo looks good gasping for air is that so wrong

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no squirrel detected

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me

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no squirrel detected

[selkiewizard]

Who do you think was driving the bus?

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the pigeon

[beardedmrbean]

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no squirrel detected

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me

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no squirrel detected

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

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no squirrel detected

[do-not-u-dare]

Had a weird as fuck dream that i was an m&m and there were evil m&ms and we lived in an m&m house on the top of a mountain and we all fell down the mountain and olivia rodrigo was giving a speech I think?? also all us m&ms were trapped in a cage with bars that were big enough to fit through and escape but we didn’t for some reason. did I mention the house on top of the mountain was like a castle ruin

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No squirrel detected

[squirrel--boy]

Hey

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and in a strange turn of events this post does now have a squirrel!

[do-not-u-dare]

Had a weird as fuck dream that i was an m&m and there were evil m&ms and we lived in an m&m house on the top of a mountain and we all fell down the mountain and olivia rodrigo was giving a speech I think?? also all us m&ms were trapped in a cage with bars that were big enough to fit through and escape but we didn’t for some reason. did I mention the house on top of the mountain was like a castle ruin

[squirrel-detector]

No squirrel detected

[do-not-u-dare]

there was. m&ms though. and squirrels like m&ms

[squirrel-detector]

i'm like 90% sure chocolate is like poison to squirrels

[do-not-u-dare]

Had a weird as fuck dream that i was an m&m and there were evil m&ms and we lived in an m&m house on the top of a mountain and we all fell down the mountain and olivia rodrigo was giving a speech I think?? also all us m&ms were trapped in a cage with bars that were big enough to fit through and escape but we didn’t for some reason. did I mention the house on top of the mountain was like a castle ruin

[squirrel-detector]

No squirrel detected